i am a zebra

Dude. One day I woke up and I was like "woah i'm a zebra". And I walked down the stairs all like "neigh, neigh" and my bro was all like "shut up, your pancakes just imploded and the dog cook's not making any more...grrr". And so I went down and ate my imploded sandwich, or was it a pancake? I can't remember. Anyways, so later I got on the lizard bus and went up to Crow Man and said "does this zebra mohawk make me look like an idiot"? And he was lookin at me like waaa? And I was like "dude do ya gotta stare? Cheese sandwich stuffed in a hippo"! And he said "idiot" and I started bawling and he threw a kitten at me and I was like "all better". So then later I got off the lizard bus and followed Crow Man, did I mention he's my BFF? anyways he is, and I followed him. Down the dark hallway. To the class room. And got in there and saw he was all alone. Weird right? So I silently followed him to this chamber, with this big hole, and a big fang hanging down off the door way, and it had a red glow and...did you just see that bird? Omg it is so fluffy turtles adorable I could die.

R.I.P Sparks Zebranan