One Direction

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I. Hate. One Direction. Period.

There are so many reasons why they piss me off. To be honest, its probably the main source of my anger.

Crazy Fan Girl Writers

All you find in the fan fiction section of whats hot is One direction love storys. I get it. Girls have these crazy dreams of one day marrying one of them. The funny is.. ALL THE STORIES ARE THE SAME!  Someone goes to one of their concerts, they get VIP passes and meet the members. Then one of the band members falls in love with the main character and he's determned to win her heart. In the end they get married, have kids and live happily ever after. Its boring and repetitive.  Its gotten to the point where i miss having an overload of Justin Beiber stories.

Big Love Dreams

Most girls are so obbsesed with One Direction that all they think about is them. Girls, lets face it. None of the band members are going to fall head over heels for any of us. Besides, half of them are already taken and i highly doubt that they're gonna dump their long time girlfriends for someone they just met. Its just not  likely to happen. 

Girls nowadays are becoming way to obbsesed with one band. Seriously, get a life. Or at least obbsess over someone thats not real. That what i do to avoid the heartbreak of knowing that someone who's real and taken won't fall for me. 

Words And Other Casualties...

What the hell is a directioner? In my opinion, it sounds like someone who gives out directions to lost people. It also makes me think that a directioner is that annoying voice the GPS has. It sounds almost, if not dumber, than a Belieber.

Another thing is that most girls don't even relise that the members of the band didn't even know each other in the beggining. If weren't for Simon Cowell who thought all the boys would sound better together than they would as soloist, One Direction Would never be. This little known fact makes me want to stab Simon Cowell in the eye with a spoon.

Directioners or whatever you call overly obbessed and dramatic fans, CALM YOURSELVES. The last thing anyone needs is the internet spontaniously combusting because of an overload of One Direction fan fics. If you love them so much, make a blog and obbsess there. I would much rather see Harry Potter or Vampire Diaries fan fics  than stupid never-going-to-happen love stories about guys who are probably gonna be nobodys in two years.

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