Okay so I have to be in the right mood to write this and the picture on the side is why I am! I hate twilight but it's funny because of Frank's face!
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~ Snow's POV~ (IKR awesome!)
I woke up that morning, and tried not to wake Cherry as I went to make breakfast. I wanted to make him happy. That's what I try to do a lot... But it doesn't always seem to work.
"Let's lauaaaagh, let's la-ah-ah-ah-af! Let's learn, to laugh at our seeeeelves again!" I sang as I flipped a pancake in the pan.
"What the hell is that noise?" Cherry said, tightening his robe and coming down stairs.
"I made you food Cherry!" I said with a smile, putting it in front of him.
He disapprovingly pushed it away and folded his arms aross his chest. But, I'm sure he meant well, right?
"It's not right." He sighed. "You cannot cook."
I grabbed the plate and through the food away.
"Hey!" Gerard yelled. "What the hell?! I will eat that out of the effing garbage if I have to!"
I handed it to him, since he wanted it. I cooked another for Cherry. I was trying to be really really careful, I just wanted to make sure he's happy. I gave it to him.
"This is not right either." He muttered. "I guess it's too much to ask to have real food." I sighed, getting up and walking away.
"B-but.. Cherry." I said, trying to get his attention. He ignored me. I'm sure he was just tired though.
"Hey jackasses." Baby Vamps said, his voice was getting deeper I had been noticing. He tried to eat the pancake, but I pulled it away from him.
"What the hell!?" He protested. "Gimme the food you poor excuse for a me."
"Teenagers scar the living shit out of me daddy." Bandit rounded the corner saying.
Gerard looked at me and Vamps with wide eyes as he stood there in his my little pony boxers. "Who taught her to say that?"
"And all the juvee halls, and the Ritalin rats ask angels made from neon and f.." Gerard covered her mouth before she said the word.
~Not Snow's POV~
"ASDFGHJKL!!!!!!!" Cherry screamed as Snow opened the bathroom door.
"Oh, hey." Snow said. "I just need to brush my teeth."
Cherry's jaw dropped as Snow started brushing his teeth, right there, right now, in his leather jacket, with Cherry, covered with a towel, behind him.
"Let's laugh, let's laugh, let's learn to laugh at ourselves again." He quietly sang as he brushed.
"Snow!" He screamed. "I am standing right here! I was trying to get dressed."
"Oh, you mean you aren't?" Snow asked, still looking in the mirror brushing.
"Yes."
"Huh, I didn't notice." He smiled. "But you do know we are the same person in a way, right?"
"AHHHH! Do NOT go any further with that! I know where you were going!" Cherry shoved him out of the bathroom.
*Face palm*
"I hate you so much." Cherry randomly told Snow.
"But, no!" Snow started crying and ran off. "BUT I THOUGHT GERARD SAID YOU LOVED ME!!!!"
He ran out the door... Again...
*FaCe PaLm *
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Sorry if it wan't as funny >.< I'll try to make it more so next time. Thanks for reading and vote/comment please! Thanks!
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