it's three am. you have been patiently awaiting your boyfriend donkey kong's arrival for the past hour. "where is that bastard?" you ask yourself. you suddenly hear the door open and close, it was him! you could tell he had been drinking since he reeked of alcohol. "Y/N, i just killed koopa troopa." he says in a deep, menacing voice as he grabs your wrists and pins you against the wall. "d-donkey kong! are you drunk?" you yell as he starts caressing your earlobes. "mm yes baby you smell like FRIED EGGS. UHH😩😩" he moans as he licks your neck. "donk....donkey kong.... UHHHHH🥺" the end
