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(( Time skip tew picnic! ))

Alana; Hold on guys. Before we go eating everything, we got a question from Emily.

All except Alana, Veronica, and Emily: Awww....

Emily: Well first I'd like to say, welcome back, Veronica!

Veronica: Awww thanks. :)

Emily: Now to the questions. First: What's your OTP, Veronica?

Veronica: Well.. my OTP would have to be... Tweroni- *shakes head* Staig.

Stan: *looks at Craig* Ehhh.. *cringes*

Craig: *same*

Emily: Everyone tell their darkest secret. I used to have a crush on almost all the boys!

Alana: I used to have a big crush on Kyle.

Kyle: I used to like Cartman.

Stan: I let Kenny suck my balls once.

Kenny: I fuck myself.

Cartman: I named Clyde frog after Clyde cuz I loved him.

Clyde: I love Veronica.

Veronica: I'm adopted and I used to live on the streets and eat kittens.

Craig: I actually used to stuff Stripe up my ass.

Christophe: I pretended to like Pip to get Damien mad.

Tweek: I-uhh- liked Emily.

Emily: Craig, explain the TWEEKCOFFEETAKINGOFFOFCLOTHES attack, in full detail.

Craig: Well, I gave Tweek coffee and he climbed through the vent and took off Alana's clothes and threatened to pour the coffee in her- girls private if she didn't come out.

Stan: Wow... Tweek did that?

Tweek: S-shut up!

Craig: Only because I said I would protect him from the gnomes.

Alana: Yeah, yeah. Now let's eat!

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We're getting really tired that 3picN3ss_4_Lif3 is the only one asking questions, nowadays.

Please ask questions soon, US IS OUT.

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