💧Useless Cupid 💧
🌀Story Introduction🌀
You had one friend, you only cared for one person being in your life. Although you craved compassion. The words were there but never were said. You were like Shakespeare but lazy. One day your best friend cry's for help once more, you flicked your hair and just rolled your eyes to everything. All the excuses you throw away you keep doing the favors your beloved friend asks. But maybe this simple favor would lead you to another world of socialism.
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You flicked your cigarette into the school toilet and fled the bathroom like you took the quickest piss but missed the goal..
You were a transfer student for two years, you go by the name (Y/N).
You spent your days hiding in the girls bathroom during the school hours. You would entertain yourself by hearing different girl drama everyday.
You weren't popular but was noticed by a few students. You wanted to keep it that way. You didn't dislike school, you just didn't feel like public school was your cup of tea.
But you knew you had to deal with it for a couple of years. You were only in 10th grade and it felt like kindergarten. These kids have the minds of a hamster. You observed through everyone's shell.The school bell rang and students skipped out of the classrooms one by one. You held your books loosely and shoved them at once in your locker.
There was one friend you had tolerated, only because she was about less immature then all the others.Suddenly, you felt a flick on your shoulder and you turned around, staring at the gloomy eyes of your one friend Wendy Testaburger. You saw the dried up tears on her cheek and her finger tips shaken.
Your mouth lifted and softly spoke to your moody friend."What is the issue now, Wendy?"
You sighed and shut your locker, leaning your side against it, distracting yourself from the awkward eye contact by staring at your nails." I can't do relationships anymore with stan.. it never gets better it's all the same i'm so,.... over it..."
Wendy sighed and wiped her cheeks dry. You could feel her exaggerating and the hypercritical vibe ran through your veins. This was the tenth time you heard that exact sentence drip from her mouth.
" Stan? .. oh that kid..."
You sarcastically said, you knew who he was 100%, although he is a acquaintance you feel as if you knew him completely after all the times Wendy rambled about him. But they were always negative rambles, you never knew his pros, only his cons. It made you wonder.
" Hmm.. Smoke a cigarette or something what else must i tell you. It's pity you keep doing this to yourself just end contact with the ki-"
Before you could finish your sentence, softly Wendy pressed herself on you and brought her face towards your ears, blushing awkwardly you froze in place.
" Help me get back with him..."
Your (E/C) eyes widened and you pushed her away lightly with a groan of annoyance .
"... didn't you just say you didn't want a relationship? You are totally turning this shit around..."
You pricked a lock of your (H/C) hair and looked away towards Stans group consisting of Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny, with sometimes a surprise appearance from Butters.
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Fanfictionvarious south park x readers i'm a recovering gay fish and forgive me if my writing is heck but i do write literally anything, and if these kids have sex they are not 12 years old in my stories south park is fucked up but not that fucked up ehhh s...