I have a boyfriend. Shocking I know. Often times he finds me in fits of laughter when there is seemingly no reason to be laughing. Today was no exception.
After dating for four years, I now openly tell him what made me laugh whereas years prior I would shy away from telling him.
So.... bent over in front of the fridge chuckling like a mad women I catch my breathe and look up to see him staring. Half amused he says, "what is it now?"
"My mind just tried to say suck my d**k and kiss my a$$ at the same time and it came out suck my a$$"
A brief pause occurs and he whispers, "and you are the mother of my child" turns around and goes back to the tv.
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Living in My Head
HumorI am a dreamer. one who lives in her own head 90% of the time. with constant thoughts scrambling my brain, I find it difficult to do daily task. so these are the stories that are Living in My Head.
