So Strange Don't Gotta Name.

Chapter One-Confusing...

So you see, I was walking through town, doin ordinary things, when a pie came from the sky. And that, my freind, is how it all started.

LALALALALALA! Omg! Omg! Omg! This is so much fun! I love chocolate! HAHAHAHAHA!

I looked at a big pink BLOB in front of me. It's face was movin all funny like. I punched it and it fell backwords! Take that therapist! Or was it a hobo? WHO CARES? NOT ME! SHUTUP! MAKE ME! I JUST DID! Oh, your goooooood.

I was looking for something to do as I ran down this street. I ate ALOT of sugar I had stolen from some creepy girl linen closet. I had hid in her bathroom, eating the sugar, sitting in the sink with my Invisibility Cloak. I don't know what happened after that, but I had the strange urge to lick a unicorn...

"HAHAHA!" OMG! A unicorn! I ran up to the unicorn and gave him a BIG LICK! He tasted like cherry lip gloss. There was a squeal and the winged beast flew away to go eat some butterfly's. I found a lepercon on the gorund. "OMG! THE UNICORN POOPED!" I shouted, picking up the poop/lepercon. I bit it's cheek lightly then threw it over my shoulder. I wonder what penguins look like when they eat their frog cousins of phenixness.