Real Housewives of Storybrooke

Getting to Know You

*interview room*

*OUAT theme plays*

Interviewer: hello everybody, welcome to 'The Real Housewives of Storybrooke'. For our first time viewers, let's get to know our lovely Storybrooke ladies, shall we??

Regina: Hello, I am Regina Mills. I am the mayor of this cute little town and I was the evil queen back in the enchanted forest.

Mary-Margaret: Hi, everybody! My name is Mary-Margaret Blanchard Nolan. Back in the enchanted forest, everybody knew me as Snow White.

Emma: wait, so I just talk to the camera? *guy in back 'yes, we're rolling now.'* oh, ok. Um, hey everybody my name is Emma Swan. I'm the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming, making me the product of true love. Well, I didn't get sent off through the curse to here, but I am now the Sheriff of Storybrooke.

Cora: *turns in her chair and flashes a polite smile* Hello, my fellow subjects. I am Cora Mills. I was the Queen of Hearts in wonderland, and I am the mother of Regina Mills.

Ruby: hey!! My name is Ruby Lucas, I was little red riding hood back in the enchanted forest. I currently work for my granny as a waitress at granny's diner, so come visit me sometime! Later.

Mother Superior: salutations, everybody. I am Mother Superior. I was the Blue Fairy back home and now I run the local church here.

Tamara: I'm not even a fairy tale character. *she shrugs* hi guys, I'm Tamara. I have no idea what I'm doing here, but I'm sure I'll get my heart torn out within the first season. Oh really? They can't do that? SWEET!!!