Flash Marriage

Chapter 42

I am in deep thoughts.

I am thinking to see if this world has anything, something that won’t need money, something that can allow a pervert feel first love and match his preference.

Why not gift him an artwork? General perverts usually adore artworks.

But should I gift something that matches up to Jiang Li’s taste…wouldn’t it be the same as making bankrupt?

Thus, I have decided to embrace upon a mission. I, Guan Xiao Yan will personally handmake a piece of art and give it to Jiang Li.

In fact, art is a very mysterious thing. Ugly things do not matter, as long as you boast it as a flower, then even the tiniest ugly things can make people fight to pay silver.

Due to the urgency of time and the limitations of the variety of art that I possess, I finally decided to gift Jiang Di a DIY ceramic artwork. No matter what I made, I did everything carefully to meet Jiang Li’s requirements.

So on December 24, that one day I applied for a temporary vacation. Holding He Zi, I walked to a large scale pottery shop.

When He Zi heard that tomorrow is Jiang Li’s birthday and that it is only today that I will be preparing a present, she immediately knocked on my head and scold me for not being considerate. I was bitterly sad by her abuse….my heart thinking heck does she understand?

I think I have very artistic attainments, the owner also praised me….but that was because I can make an ordinary vase into a distorted mess. It is very rare. However, only He Zi is so narrow-minded. She said that my artwork is appallingly typical. I once again lamented, what do you know ah …

Of course, my words couldn’t come out to refute her. Although my work is also a piece of art……even I can’t help but squint at the ugly gift.

He Zi can no longer stand it and then made her own beautiful bowl. While touching her bowl, she remarks “Why don’t we add a few words to it?”
I continued to stare at my pottery that couldn’t get any uglier. It was originally ugly, if I add a few more markings to it won’t it be even uglier? So stiffly laughed towards He Zi and agreed. “Fine, but you have to help me.”

He Zi uses her elbows to bump me. “What nonsense are you spouting! This is your present to Jiang Li, of course, you have to do it.”

I bitterly made out an expression with no comment.

He Zi seeming to understand my pain, then adds “Sigh, you stupid ah! Why do you insist on carving Chinese characters? We can try French, Japanese, or even Manchu Mongolian words. As long as Jiang Li can’t understand then it is fine.”

That also seems legit. I am truly stupid. Embracing all the hope I have, my eyes gleamed at He Zi. “Then, do you know French, Japanese, or even Manchu Mongolian words?”

He Zi shakes her head. “I am only responsible for ideas.”

My mood deflated like a balloon.

At this time, He Zi suddenly pointed towards the poster by the counter. “Look, it’s all weird words! There’s definitely something we want.” While saying, she pulled me forward.