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"PEGGY!" I look at the pictures Alex just sent me and damnnn.
"WHAT!?" Peggy screams. "THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT. I WAS COUNTING HOW LONG IT TAKES TO RUN OUT OF OXYGEN!!"
"IT'S GAY-" Peggy was now next to me. "Alex sent me a pic.. AND NO IT'S NOT A DICK PIC! YOU CRUSTY HETHAN!" (Did I spell that right? Probably not.)
Peggy's POV
It's a dick pic.
John's POV
IT'S NOT A FUCKING DIC PIC.
Alex's POV
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John's POV
"Told ya!" I tell Peggy showing her the picture. Peggy rolls her eyes. "What?"
"Are you sure he didn't send a dic pic?" She asks, sounding hopeful.
"HE DIDN'T SEND A DIC PIC!!" I pratically scream.
"Darn nabit.." I hear her mumble, causing me to giggle softly.
Buzzzzzz buzzz bitch
I jump. My phone was ringing. I look down to see..
Alex's contact.. Well it said Coffee Addict but oh well.
I look at Peggy and answer the phone.
"Hello?" I say into the phone.
"YOU'RE VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!" I think Alex screams.
"Um thank you?" I question. I mean like- I just have a normal male voice.
"SO I SENT YOU A PACKAGE!! PEGGY GAVE ME HER ADRESS BECAUSE APPARENTLY SHE ALREADY SHIPS US!!! ANYWAY UMMM WHAT WAS I GOING TO SAY.. OH RIGHT, I REALLY THINK YOU'RE GONNA TO LIKE IT!!!" Alex basically yells into my ear. I am officially death now thanks to Alexander Hamilham.
I was about to say something when he cut me off and I hate being cut off. The only person I allow to do it is Peggy. Why? Because she's P e g g y. "Oh- What did you se-"
"ALSO I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO GO ON A DATE!?" Alex continues happily yelling.
"Um.. I have pl-" You know what happened next?
👏The👏Bitch👏Cut👏Me👏Off👏Again👏
"PERFECT!! I'll pick you up at seven!" Alex said quickly and hung up.
"Peggy you're coming with me. Bring Maria or something-" I said to Peggy and she nods.
This cut-me-off- bitch is about to get a double date.
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