Harry Potter Headcannons

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I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effects it'll have on their image. Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, "Oh, we're getting a divorce." And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, "Is it because I'm snogging Neville?"

"No," says Harry, "Its because I'm snogging Neville." And Ginny slams down her mug and says, "Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?"

They have this sort of conversation in public sometimes. Especially in places where they know that it'll get back to Skeeter.