Chapter 9

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😎🎉👌 Dinah-Jane 👌🎉😎

" Hey mommy, daddy?"

" Yes" Me and Brick said in union, looking up from our laptops.

" Can we go to the beach today? And can we also invite our cosines please?" Dinero asked and we both looked at each other and I nodded, so did Brick. " Okay, we can go. You're lucky today is sunday or we would've said no." Brick told him and his face dropped so I slapped his arm. " Don't listen to your father, he's just being a jackass. If your aunts and oncles say yes then we'll go." Dinero pumped his fist in the air while saying " Yes." then he ran off, heading upstairs and that's when I noticed Dinellio at the top of the stairs doing the same thing.

" Who's calling everyone?" Brick asked and we both stared at each other for a few seconds and then we narrowed our eyes.

" Not it!" I said quickly.

" Not it- shit!" Brick exclaimed frustrated and I smirked. Savoring my win.

" Okay, fine!" Brick said in a bored tone and I giggled while shutting down the laptops.

" *Picks up phone and started a video call on the group chat.* Okay. * Phone starts dialing.* Hello?" I heard a voice say from one of the ends of the phone call.

" Hey. The kids wanted to know if y'all want to go to the beach today?" Brick asked and the people on the other lines and I narrowed my eyes when he said kids. " My children ain't no goats!" Brick turned towards me and gave me a 'What the fuck?' look and he turned back to the phone.

" Anyways, y'all coming or nah?" Brick asked them.

-- Butch --

I turned towards the others and they looked at each other then nodded. " Yeah, sure, we're going." I answered the question my brother asked me.

-- Brandon --

" Y'all wanna go?" I asked the others and glanced at each and answered, " Yes, we're going."

-- Dinah - Jane --

" Okay, then bye." Brick said before hanging up the phone. " Shit! I forgot to ask what time." He cursed. Then his phone buzzed and he opened the text. " Bruh." He then looked up to me. " What time?" He inquired. " Nine or nine thirty." I answered quickly. He then text them back and the agreed for nine.

" Hey kids, we're leaving in an hour!" He called out and I swear the roof started to shake.

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An hour later we got into the car and started for Grand - Case beach, unfortunately, 'the bitches' had to come with us because 'They don't want to be alone!', so they had to come along. " Mommy, can you play 'silence', please?" Dinillio asked and I did as I was asked. The song started and the boys started singing along and then 'the bitch' had to disturb the peace. " Ugh! Change the song, it sounds like shit, play 'California Girls' instead." Berserk ordered and I just stared at her from the rear - view mirror.

" Watskunté! Must be nice to think you own the car! Must be real nice!"

" Lawd ave mercy! She trying to change my song! She must be maad!"

" Yes, buddy!"

" 🎶 So hard to trust your enemy, so hard to trust your friend!🎶"

" Amen!"

" 🎶Trust your friend. Me na lie, me love me family, but can't trust the whole of them! Whole of them!🎶"

" Hallelujah!"

I heard a chuckle come from the right side of me and it grew into a laugh, a loud on too. I glanced over to see Brick turning over in his seat, dying from laughter. I started to laugh too and the two boys kept on singing like crazy people and annoying the fuck out of Berserk. This is one of the raison that I love my children. And the more Berserk tells them to stop, the more louder they sing and that's why they are my children, they're gorgeous, smart, quick and evil, like me.

" You raised them good, Dinah." Brick said between laughs.

" We raised them good, Brick." I corrected.

" No, you did, you're in their life more then me. So they take up after you." He said calmly.

" Ight, you're right." I said with a evil smile.

" Nevermind. I take that back, you're pure evil!" He corrected himself, with a sly smile.

" WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!" I yelled as I pulled the car to a full stop, causing everyone to jerk forward. " DRIVE, WOMAN!" He yelled turning towards me wide - eyed.

I started to drive again and the song 'ShenYeng Anthem' and me and my boys singing the chorus at the top of our longues. " NAH FIGHT NO GUAL OVER NO MAN, ME NO IDIOT! IF ME A TEK YOUR MAN, ME A KEEP THAT! DEM HAFFI SEE ME INNA STREET! AND PASS AND WHISPER TO FRIEND IF A SHE THAT! IF A GUAL TOUCH ME, ME NAH SAY ME NAH BEAT THAT! BUT IF ME A TEK YOUR MAN, ME A KEEP THAT! SHE HAFFI SEE ME INNA STREET! AND PASS AND WHISPER TO FRIEND IF A SHE THAT!"

" Ok. They really take after you. Y'all crazy as fuck!" Brick said and all four of us started laughing. " I'm hungry. I want something to eat, babe." Berserk said and started going through the picnic basket with all the food but Dinero slapped her hand away and Dinillio pulled the basket towards him, slowly. " First off, you can't just put your grimy ass hands inside people food. That's nasty. Cause we don't know where they were. And two, be respectful, this is not your personal basket, it's 'our' basket, you need to ask before doing things like that." Dinero explained.

" Watskunti, look who talking, big up yourself, big man." I said in a proud tone. " He gets it from me." Brick said also proud. " Nah, buddy. He gets it from me." I protested. " No, he-"

" I get it from both of you, now shut up, we're here!" Dinero yelled, excited.

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A few minutes later, me and Brick decided to take a walk around the beach, but surprisingly, Berserk didn't come with us because she 'doesn't want to get sunburn.' She wanted Brick to stay with her but he said he'd rather walk. " So, how's life been treating yah? I see that y'all been having major success these lass few months, that's great!" He stated, starting off the conversation.

" Yeah, our tour sold out in less then a week! And it was so much fun too. But y'alls company has been doing extremely well too, people has been recommending your products everywhere!" I said enthusiastically. He smiled then stopped walking and so did I. " Ok, let's get straight to point." He said sternly, the smile on his face long gone. " Can you help me break up with Berserk?"

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This toke so long to write. well at lest it's done. There's literally 1190 words in this story! Anyways byyyyeeee!

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