"Mmmm crunchity munchity" Ryan said while crushing the last piece of chicken bone between his teeth and then swallowing it. Swallowing bones had always been his passion. Whether it was chicken bones or fish bones, he just loved the sting of bones destroying his teeth.
Just when Ryan was about to eat the last bone Brendon walked in and gave Ryan look filled with horror.
Ryan immediately started spitting out the remaining crumbs.
"Ryan how could you do this to me!? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!" Brendon yelled in a high-pitched voice.
Ryan immediately regretted his choice of food. He had promised Brendon to always use a fork when eating bones, no matter what kind of bones. But now Ryan was filled with guilt and possibly some dangerously big shards of bone.
"I'm so sorry Brendon" Ryan said. Tears forming in his eyes.
"You promised me, and yet you're sitting here, eating bones with a spork. I can't trust you Ryan and I never should have trusted you in the first place. I hate you!!!"
Ryan yeeted out of the kitchen and went to Tesco to buy some bone whiz. But instead he got lost in the endless shelves of hair and found the alcohol section, where fall out boy and chimpanzees fed him several bottles of absolut vodka. Ryan then yeeted a year back in time with the help he got from the alcohol overdose. The last thing he heard before he Wentz back in time was "be thankful for the memories"
He then saw Brendon and got sad but then he saw the younger version of himself and he got happy. His younger self looked confused. And Ryan was always confused and that's why he found the situation funny. Ryan wanted to high five younger Ryan. But he knew he couldn't hive five himself when Brendon was watching because Brendon would recognise the smell of Spork and then they would become friendsn't.
Brendon's family had been at war with the sporks for centuries. They can never forgive each other.
(Flashback)
Brendon's great grandpas great grandpas greatgreatgrandpas great grandpas grandpa Brindin's PoV:
"It's a lovely day filled with gayness and sponges somehow absorbing slime" I said as I stepped into my bedroom. But I the second I did, I regretted it immediately. There, on the bed, was a Spork with my wife Sereh.
"Brindin I can explain!" Sereh yelled when she noticed me, her bottom lip was trembling like an aspen leaf in the wind.
"I don't want an explanation Sereh, you cheated on me with a spork. We're done."
" But I didn't even get to meet yo mama!"
"Don't threaten me with yo mama jokes for I am immune to stupidity!" I chuckled.
"Pretty.odd flex but alas, and it wasn't even a joke." Sereh said.
"Yea yES get out of my bedroom I need to be gay by myself." I said, Sereh and the spork immediately left and I transformed into a big, gay rainbow unicorn and then I ate cake with a fork to mock the sporks. I swore an oath to never ever forgive the sporks. And I didn't.
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Time skip to Present:
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Younger Ryan was on his way out of the studio. His hair looked like hummus.
Ryan saw his chance and took it, he jumped in front of younger Ryan and yelled "GET OUTTA ME SWOMP!"
*awkward silence*
Younger Ryan then started screaming like ducking Godzilla and his confusion was greater than Donkey Kong.
Normal Ryan felt bad for scaring himself so he threw a bone at younger Ryan's head.
Younger Ryan immediately stopped his screaming and started to eat the bone.
There was silence
Then the crunchy sound of bones breaking
At last normal Ryan said something
"Dudeski, I'm u from da footurr." Norma Ryan confessed.
"Ah, yes makes sense. Very good very good." Younger Ryan said as he once again crushed a piece of bone between his teeth.
Then normal Ryan fell down from a ladder and it yeeted him back to Tesco where fall out boy and chimpanzees told him
"Oh, you're the last of the real ones."
Then it all became black and Fall out boy got into voodoo.
