Hetalia One Shots

Doitsu X Feliciano

So this is my first one shot I have ever posted, so it is gonna suck but please don't hate too much. I do take constructive criticism and I won't get upset if you send some my way, but if you start saying things that is an attempt at bullying or harassment I will block you. I and a few others I know have been bullied, and I don't tolerate it. Anyways enjoy this one shot 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Doitsu Pov : 

I was sitting in my office doing "paperwork" aka drawing all over a picture of Alfred F. Jones that son of a bitch. My phone starts to ring.

"Who the hell is calling me?" I said out loud he is supposed to be home alone, but with his luck Feliciano probably snuck back into my house. I picked up the phone

"Halo, who is this?" I said into the phone.

"This this is Kiku, and I need your assistance." He said.

"What do you need help with?" I asked, what in the hell could Kiku need he can usually do everything on his own.

"Feliciano broke into my house and is screaming pasta, and is trying to force me to eat his pasta, he keeps hugging me and I am to young to get married." Kiku said at this point you could physically hear the tears running down his face he never cries, he didn't even cry after what Alfred did to him during WW2. Kiku has a fear of getting married I believe the only person he lets even touch him more than a handshake is Greece and China.

"PASTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!" I heard Feliciano screaming in the background. 

"What The Fuck?!" I screamed Kiku wasn't joking about the screaming, like this isn't no normal screaming its the I am being kidnapped kind or scream.

I hurried over to Kiku's house, and when I opened the door I saw the most unusual sight.

Feliciano's face was shoved into a pot of pasta and Kiku was throwing pasta at him.

"Take this you pasta loving manic!" Kiku had official broken you could see the pain and torture that Feliciano had inflicted on him, he looked so down with this shitty world.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!" I yelled I didn't want this sight to end but all great sights must end at some time.

"Feliciano." Was all Kiku said, but that one name spoke a million words.

I walked over to Feliciano who looked like he drowned, but it's pasta he would never drown no matter how long you tried to suffocate him in it there is something terribly wrong with whatever that thing was I am not even sure if Feliciano is a he or some holy creature from a pasta religion which are actually pretty great. (Those pasta religion people are on to something pasta really is a gift from the gods if I am being honest.)

I pulled Feliciano's head out of the pot of pasta. I swear on my collection of beer that one of these days or already has or is smoking fucking pasta. Feliciano then started to move like he was having a seizure. 

"Hug me." He said opening up his arms begging for a hug. I then bend down and kiss his lips. I know he hates it when I bend over to kiss him, but I know he loves it anyway. The one little kiss then becomes a hard core make out  session, and Kiku just left the room. 

I then pulled away and whispered in his ear. "I love you." 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Sorry if this chapter is bad I suck at writing, but I promise I will make them better. Also please leave feedback I want to hear what you guys think about this one shot and also leave recommendations. Please vote on my story as well if you liked it.