Parodies

The Fault In Our Starbucks

Hello! This is Er-Bear speaking! I was thinking that MoMo and I might be able to write some song parodies for you guys. We have a few and I think you might enjoy reading them because we both enjoyed them. I really do hope that you guys will appreciate them and enjoy them as much as we have.

The Fault In Our Starbucks

Original song: Bloom

Parody by: MoMo and Er-Bear

It starts right here

Where my heart working-too-hard thirst demands to be felt

It seems impossible

Everything we did and drank and wrote

Everything discovered will be forgotten

Everything will have been for naught

(Chorus)

What will they say after it's gone?

Is there something wrong with just plain coffee?

Why must I make a frappuccino that's really just crappy

I want the place to believe there's no fault in our Starbucks

I've spent my whole life tasting immortality

Having the need

*not just the want

To taste the extraodinary

There's a certain pleasantness

*that's drowning in the knowledge

That I'll die in the middle of a sip-

*I want that sip to count

Have I misplaced my drink

*what a slutty barista bae

Is a good drink after all

*Only temporary anyway

And the only thing worthwhile is drinkin my best drink today

(Chorus)

What will they say after it's gone?

Is there something wrong with just plain coffee?

Why must I make a frappuccino that's really just crappy?

I want the place to believe there's no fault in our Starbucks.

~Yeah, there's not many changes from the actual song, but I hopr you guys enjoyed! If you have any suggestions or requests for what we shoud do next, just say in the comments :)

-Er-Bear~