Random thots of mine

The Dreams within an idiot

So this was like last week. I was chilling on a boat with my dad just fishing like I guess "normal" people do with there time.
And three helicopters come over the ocean or lake.

Whatever we were on.

And the helicopters are all carrying these gigantic bags of ocean that were like 10 times the size of the actual helicopter.

Have no idea how they were holding them but ok. I guess anything is possible when dreaming.

And because there were people in the water, all three bags of  ocean slowly started to pour into the body of water we were on so it wouldn't make too much of a ruckus.

Welp that was a fail cuz it started some massive waves. And when the pilots of the helicopters realized even pouring the bags slowly caused decent size waves they basically just said "screw it" and let all the bags go at once.
Then these figgin huge waves started to drown people on the boats and in the water.

So me and my dad tried to get the hell out of there. We obviously didn't pay attention to the speed limit and did like a good 130mph in a 30mph zone.
But whatever wez about to die, rules don't apply.

Oh cool that rhymes.

Heh heh I'm a child ☺️

Anyways

Of course we're not the only ones trying to get off the lake. We look behind us and there's something like 54 boats following close behind us.

Me and my dad hooked up the boat to those thingys that hook boats to vehicles.

Hey don't judge me I've made it very
clear I'm stupid.
...
Where was I?

Oh yeah

And everyone makes it to safety. Except one dude who looked like his boat was smoking and having a rough time going fast enough. So everyone at shore started whispering stuff like, "he ain't gonna make it." But everyone was whispering about the same thing so we could hear them. But I'm also an eavesdropper so...

Any who

And then one of the biggest wave comes up behind the dude on the boat and welp.

He drowns.

Then I woke up.

That honestly was ones of my favorite dreams I've had in a long time.

Welp thx for reading my stupidity on a virtual piece of paper.

Later dudes 😗.