Dare by Headmare Twilight (TwilightSparkle283): I dare you to go call Princess Celestia SunButt and see her reaction.
Yeah, that's right, the exclusive is RIGHT here, ladies and gents. Headmare Twilight, THE Princess of Friendship, just dared me to go call Princess Celestia a dumb nickname. It's real, I swear! I have the evidence if you want it!
...And she didn't even give me extra time to get to Canterlot. No extra or longer break, none of that! I came to Canterlot, to what I think is Princess Celestia's castle, at full speed! She didn't even take sympathy with my irresistible adorable face! ...Headmare Twilight is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Now I'm wondering if I should come through the door, or the window...eh, I'll try the door. *smirks cockily* With the reputation I've been given after saving Equestria, I'm sure the guards will know who I am!!
*He flies over to the main entrance, and tries to get inside, but the guards stop him*
Guard #1: Who goes there?!
*looks stunned, and scowls a bit* Oh come on! Don't you know who I am? I'm only one of the newest saviors of Equestria!
*The Guards stay silent*
...Hello? Gallus, the griffon? Helped to stop some crazy tiny pony named Cozy Glow who stole Equestria's magic? Ring any bells? *when the guards are thoughtful and don't reply, he just groans a bit* Look, Headmare Twilight sent me here to...do an errand. You know, I'm one of her students.
Guard #2: Oh, one of Princess Twilight's students! Well, why didn't you just say so?
Guard #1: *nods and he and the rest of the guards step aside* Go ahead, kid.
*grumbling* Oh, sure. You save Equestria and all you are is 'one of Princess Twilight's students'. I bet if I was a pony, people would know who I am!
*he flies and makes his way to Princess Celestia, who was doing some paperwork*
Ehem, Princess Celestia, your Highness. *he does a bow, though mostly just to act*
Princess Celestia: *she takes a good look at him, and gives a soft smile* It is a pleasure to have you here, Gallus.
Well, at least YOU know who I am. *huffs a bit*
Princess Celestia: *smiles more* Well, of course. I find it vital for me to know about Twilight's students, especially the ones that come from outside of Equestria...And it's hard to forget you and your friends after that first day of school.
Oh yeah, heh, good times, huh?
Princess Celestia: *giggles* Of course. Are your friends and Twilight Sparkle with you?
They're all back at school...Headmare Twilight just sent me to give you a VERY important message.
Princess Celestia: *looks confused* ...And what message could that be?
*smiling a lot and trying not to burst out laughing* SHE thought it was extremely important that I refer to you, your highness...as Princess Sunbutt!!
Princess Celestia: *her eyes widen...and slowly starts to look mad as Gallus bursts out laughing* It's one thing to use an unoriginal nickname against me...but to blame Twilight Sparkle for it? That's a first.
*wipes a tear from his eye* Hey, I'm not BLAMING her, she really did dare me to do that! People dare me to do stuff all the time!
And are you also going to blame Twilight when you get late to class?
Yeah, I am! ....Wait, what time is it?
Princess Celestia: Oh, it's only 2:26.
2:26??? *eyes widen in worry* Aw, shoot! My class started 25 minutes ago! I'm more late than ever!!
Princess Celestia: And if I were you, I'd get to class before I let Twilight know you're skipping.
Wh--hey, I'm not skipping! She really did dare me to do that! You can't just say that!
*Celestia raises an eyebrow all sassy at him*
...Of course you can just say that, you're a princess. *huffs, then he speeds out of the castle before even the guards can stop him* Bye, Princess Sunbu--CELESTIA.
Princess Celestia: *rolls her eyes as she gets back to her paperwork* Twilight daring a student to poke fun at me. Yes, clearly. *chuckles* She's really got some trouble-making students.
((AND I THOUGHT DOING RAINBOW DASH WAS A CHALLENGE forgive me if this Celestia is out of character ;u;))
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