Neil - Wifey, ( happily ) I am going to buy your favourite flavour. Tell me which one would you like ?
Avni - Flavour ? ( confused ). Are you talking about ice cream ? ( happily )
Neil slaps his forehead.
Neil - Tubelight wifey.
Avni - Neillllll.... ( glares at him )
Neil - I am talking about our ice cream sandwich. ( smirks )
Avni - What ? ( confused )
Neil pulls her closer by her waist.
Neil - When you are sandwiched between me and bed and then I am .....
Avni - No need to say further. Readers are already very tharki.
Neil - Okay. So which flavour ? ( smirks )
Avni - Ummmm !! Strawberry. ( smiles )
Neil - Done.
He left from there while Avni chuckles at his antics.
Neil was going out when Mowgli came towards him.
Mowgli - Dad you are going out please bring chocolate ice cream for me.
Neil - Okay done. ( smiles )
He was about to leave when Mowgli interrupts him again.
Mowgli - Dad bring one apple pie as well.
Neil - Along with dentist's appointment ? ( sarcastically )
Mowgli - What ? ( confused )
Neil - Yeah !! If you will eat so much sweets then .... ( Mowgli cuts him off )
Mowgli - I know, I know, too much sweets equal to cavity but I will brush my teeth after that.
Neil - Okay fine. ( sighs )
He was about to turn but was interrupted by Shweta this time.
Shweta - Tillu, you are going out so please bring vanilla essence, mangoes, strawberries, cake mix, pineapples, baking powder, whipped cream, choco chip, cherries, white chocolate, dark chocolate. I will bake a delicious cake. ( smiles ) And yes, bring some vegetables as well.
Neil - Fine.
Neil was about to go but Prakash interrupt him this time.
Prakash - Neil bring amla and aloe vera juice for me.
Neil - Okay.
Tillu ...
This time bebe interrupts him.
Bebe - Tillu, bring strawberry ice cream for me. Today me and Mowgli will have ice cream competition. Don't forget to buy my medicines.
Mowgli - Yeah !! Bebe. ( happily )
Neil - Anything else ?
All - No.
Neil left. He went to supermarket and became hell confused.
Neil - I have to bring one cake mix ice cream one baking powder ice cream. Yeah !! Wait ! What am I saying ? Focus Neil focus.
With very difficulty, he brought the things.
Neil - Am I forgetting something ? Let me call Avni.
He called her
Neil - Avni, you asked me to buy something what was that ?
Avni - Neil, you were the one who asked me. By the way have you purchased ? ( smiling )
Neil - No, what I have to buy ?
Avni - Neil you are impossible. You went to buy condom. Right ?
Neil - Oh yeah !! Which flavour ?
Avni - Neil, I told you. You forgot. ( unbelievably )
Neil - Oh !! I remember I remember. Amla condom. Right ?
Avni - Wtf !! ( grits her teeth )
Neil - No no pineapple...
Avni - Neilll
Neil - Aloe vera
Avni - For God sake patanjali haven't introduced any condom yet.
Neil - Vanilla...
Avni didn't respond
Neil - Mango .... no no chocolate..... no no apple... no ....
Avni - Fuck off.
Avni cuts the call
Neil - Which flavour, I have to buy ? ( trying to remember )
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A mere breather. I will update one of my book tomorrow.
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