JYPussYG

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It was the bug day for Jyp and Yg entertainment. Yore probably asking ehe? Well...thats bcz today was not today. Jk hahh. Today was Yg vs Jyp, where Skz and Yg trainees needed to fight for justice. It was just the usual, Minsung had a makeout sessuon in the corner, Hjunyin and Fortnite kid had a fight about Mr. Tooshortforyou, because of that Seungmin and Kim JeongIn cried in the corner under Minsung, Woojin was goatscreaming and Chan was trying to collect his kids but sadly he failed. After it started, Jyp began to flirt with poor little boy Bang Yedam, who was like "where the fuck is Junkyu and why he isnt cumig". Yg noticed, and he needed to do something, so he started to flirt with poor little boy 2.0 Mr. DonttalktomeIcantspeakkorean, Changbean was about to throw hands but Hwang Hjunyin stopped him, bc he is a slowth. When it was a little break, Jyp gravbed Ygs wrist and pulled him in the backstage. When they arrived he pushed him in the ground.
"Listen here you lil bics, first of all stop it with Felix bc I leed my ship to sail bc I ship Changlix, OK?!?!!??? And second of all you have a partner, do you remember?"said Jyp.
"What The Heck bitch, you started it so go fuck yourself"
"I would rather want you to do that,bRo"
"Brokko"answered Yg.
"bro"
"BrOhEmYaN rApSoDi"
"Oh man I love that movie"
"Omg me too lets watch it together"
"Okay Bro"
"Hey i have an idea"started Yg."Whoevers trainees win this game will be top tonight"
"Yaas gurrl i like the idea"let out a pig noise Jyp.
"Deal?"Yg held out his pinky.
Before Jyp could answer, THE DOOR opened. They looked there and saw Minhoe and Jesung fall in the ground, but they didnt stopped the makeout.
"hOlY mOmMy FuCkInG sHiT GET A ROOM!"screamed Yg.
"DONT TALK TO MY SONS LIKE THAT!"screamed Jyp in Ygs face.
"BITCH WHAT DID YOU SAY?!"they heard Chan bag screaming from the practice room.
They needed to stop arguing bc the break was over and they needed to hear Bang Yedam singing bc spoiler alert, Shawn Mendes will see it too but ssshshshhs.
*time skips*
"And the winner iiiiiiiiiiiiiis-"the announcer said.
"oPeN tHe TrEaSuRe BoX!"said another announcer.
"BITCH GO OUT, THIS IS THE WRONG SURVIVAL SHOW!"screamed Yg.
"Anyways the winner iiis JYPie and his little cupcakes".
While everyone was screaming,cryig and laughing, Hjunyin stepped closer to Jeongin and whispered loudly to everyone to hear it " Im fucking you tonight"
Jeongins eyes widened and everyone else went quite and looked at them. Jeongin was blushing madly and Hjunyin just smirked.
"DONT SAY THINGS LIKE THAT, THERE IS STILL A 13 YEARS OLD BOI HERE" screamed Yedam and civered Doyoung's ears and hus eyes too, bc he has four arms.
They noticed that Jyp and Yg are not there anymore and they heared some moans and Freddie Merkury singing "MAMAAAAA UWUUUU" from the backstage so Skz went home and on the way a cray cray man was running up to them with a butter knife and he killed all of them and to pay his respect he sang all the Brohemian Rhapsody. Jk.
They went to the dorm. Chan screamed "Im home" and all the members looked at him and than they realized that he has multiple personalities and he was talking to the cowboy himself "YEEHAW🤠"