The title says it all. Literally.
So there was this day when I went to church wearing a dress because the rules in church says so. Yes, I follow rules.
It's fine for me but why the hell do I get bullied for following rules! I mean, WHAT THE HECK!
I love dresses and skirts. I love wearing them especially when I feel like it. But why ruin my roll when I'm really happy about it.
I wear pants. Just because I love skirts doesn't mean I hate pants but whenever I wear skirt, they all go and laugh about it.
I should be the one laughing at them, they're just jealous because I look good in a skirt. He doesn't. Yes, guys laugh at me for it.
But because I'm a kind hearted spirit, I just laugh with them and go to the toilet, cursing all their souls to the underworld. Just joking.
Anywho.... let's get back to this boring topic.
So this was what happened...
I was with my friend when we bumped into them.
Them: Why are you always wearing pants?
My friend: Why, is it wrong to wear pants? Last time I checked, you're wearing the same thing.
Annoying guy: I know that... (points at me) While you always wear a skirt.
Me: I know that.
Annoying guy: Doesn't look good on you. You look fat. You should stop wearing those.
Me: I know but then... (thinks of a good excuse)... my... my mom forced me to. ('Nice Hannah, blame your mom for everything. Totally NOT obvious!')
Friend: Anyways-
It was a good thing my friend changed the topic or else my lie would have been caught.
I mean, why blame your mom? That's the most obvious lie. As you can read, I'm not that good in lying. I swear my whole life on that statement.
Everytime I lie, my heart just beats faster from my chest. I get so self conscious of how I look like because I look like I could faint anytime from lying.
After that though, I did my best to move on by writing down every fucking ugly feature he had.
Let me list it down for you...
1.) He's dark. (I'm not particularly fond of dark beauties but I am not racist. I SWEAR!)
2.) He's not built. (I mean it. He's fatter than me 5 times and there he goes critizing. I just wanna slap him and say "WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!")
3.) He's not handsome. (Okay, he may look slightly attractive. Hey, I said slightly but his face...Definitely not my type.)
4.) His voice sounds like a girl's. (I swear that it sounds like a girl. He could honestly get a job as a girl's voice actor.)
5.) His laugh sounds retarted. (I know. I don't have to laugh at that because everyone's true laugh is retarded but hey. I did say I will list every feature I hate about him. I'm just being honest here.)
6.) And so on, and so forth.
So if you ever get bullied about the way you wear, just don't be like....like....like me and get affected cause just by reading this book. I'm definitely a bad example.
Haha, since when did I preach about kindness. I promise, this will be the only chapter that I would be slightly considering to the readers.
LIES.
What did I say, I really am a bad liar.
