HOW TO SPOT A VAMPIRE
YOONGI x JIMIN
Park Jimin thought vampires were mythological laughing stocks but not until he uses an teen magazine article "how to spot a vampire" to prove to everyone vampires are in fact real.
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"Damian no!"
"She's just gonna backstab you like the other edgeless hoe!"
It was another summer weekend night. Usually on a summer weekend night everyone was out having a good time. Clubbing, Karoke-ing, Dates all that fun stuff. So why were these three boys cramped up in a bedroom watching the latest episodes of vampire dramas.
"He's so hot why is he wasting his time on HER?! WHY DAMIAN!?" Jungkook whines and throws his hot cheeto bag at the TV.
"You yell at my TV then continue to waste my food you ungrateful brat." Jimin pipes.
"Jimin literally eat your AirPod nobody gives a damn about your things!" Hoseok attacks then glues his eyes back to the show while Jungkook sticks his tongue out Jimin.
Jimin rolls his eyes with a small smile at his two best friends, Jungkook and Hoseok. His two crazed vampire fanboy best friends. Him on the other hand, wasn't a crazed fanboy, a vampire fanboy for that matter.
"Oh my god he's about to say it oh my god-!"
Music blasts from the room next to theirs causing Hoseok and Jungkook to miss the next few words Damian said. They groan loudly.
How to spot a vampire dialogue! becuz i don't feel like doing the rest
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JK: "Are you serious."
JM: "Sorry guys be right back!"
JM: *knocks on door* "Hello!" *knocks intensifies* "HELLO!"
N: "Hey piglet, whats up?"
JM: "What did you just call-"
N: "What do you want?"
JM: "We're watching TV could you like-"
Hold on ya'll." Namjoon speaks to his phone and focuses his attention back to Jimin. "What? You don't like my trap music?" He smirks before telling Alexa to turn his music up to max.
Then Bust down thotiana starts playing like- really loud and Namjoon DANCES really badly.
Jimin, dumbfounded just stares at the boy attempting to do the shoo. "i- no! who are you talking to on your phone!?" Jimin shouts over the music.
"I'm on insta live!" Namjoon shouts back and tells Alexa to turn his trap music back down.
The taller boy brings his phone up to view him and Jimin as if they were taking a selfie. "Ayooo! Ya'll look it's my lil brother, say what's up jiminie!"
Jimin blinks. Namjoon is furiously throwing up gang signs at his camera. "Are you really on Instagram live right now."
"Hell yeah!" He pipes. "I was on Facebook live earlier but ya boy get hella more views on Instagram." Namjoon didn't lie he had a total of 109 views on his live video. Yeah, he was pretty popular.
