↳ 𝐎𝐮𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 ★ [Southpark] ❝𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐔𝐄𝐃❞

【Cartman X reader (SHITPOST)】

Warning: Suicide, this is just a shitpost this is not a serious chapter

CARTMAN's POV

I BE WaLkInG DoWN ROCKEFELLER STREET, I MISS MY GF, y/n.  I Walk over to the house and I see her with. KINNY >:(((((( Muking out. I scream "y/n WHAT THE HECK OWO" she looks at me. "im sorry but my love only goes to Kenny." she said. "I went upstairs and grabbed noose.

I Cry like a little baby and hung the string. "Im GoInG tO kIlLa Me SeLF UWU," I said. THEN SUDDENLY (BAM) Mr. HUMAN KITE CAME INTO MY ROOM. Also suddenly I had a dress on. I looked at him and he picked me up and Flew me to a building rooftop. I looked him in dos Bootiful eyes of him. He came close to me our lips almost touching untill....

"COULD I GET A BONELESS PIZZA?" He asked. I looked him in those eyes and said, "no" and I hung up on him and jump off a building.

                                                                          (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ The End ♥

--Z