Alfred The Meme Dealer: The Sequel

Chapter 1

It was three a.m at Arthur's house, so you could say he was quite annoyed when he heard knocking on his door. Sighing, he reluctantly got out of bed. He had a pretty good idea of who it was too, there was only one person he knew who could never figure out how time-zones worked.

"What is it? The sun's not even up yet!" he asked through the door.

"Hey Arthur. And yes I know, but I did it on purpose."

"Yep. I called it." opening the entrance, he saw Alfred standing there in dark clothing.

"Uh... are you selling drugs..?" Arthur asked, rather confused. He saw Alfred smile and pull a box out from his jacket.

"No. I am selling something though! But these are free this time. Forget I was ever here..." Alfred handed the box to Arthur who opened it out of curiosity. He gasped when he saw its contents. There were several ancient memes that dated back to early 2013 and late 2014. It had been months since Arthur had seen memes at all, which was a big reason why he wanted to leave the E.U. He looked up to thank Alfred, but then completely forgot how he got them. He looked around confused but couldn't anyone anywhere. So he just went back inside and locked the door.

Alfred's pov
It was risky, but Arthur's one of my closest friends. I really wanted to give him some memes first. Russia said he would take care of the countries near him (like the Baltics) so that's good. It's weird... Even though I'm sure Mathias, Ludwig, and Francis have all heard that I'll be sending memes around the E.U and calmed down, I still don't feel 100% safe. At least at night that is. I feel like there is still someone out to get me... Ah whatever, it's probably all in my head. I was currently on a plane back home, and I swore I saw a shark hit the wing. Clearly I'm tired, maybe sleeping would do some good. It's a long flight so I have time.

One hour later

Well that sleep was something. I woke up on the ground, looking up at the sky. I turned my head to the side and saw a girl that looked... like me if I was a girl... creepy.

"Are you okay?" she asked, a hint of worry in her voice. She was wearing a vest and behind her laid an open parachute.

"I'm fine... did you jump off the plane?!"

"You walked of the plane."she responded. Great... I must have sleep walked again! She then went onto explain how she thought it was weird how I just walked through the door and fell out, so she went after me. I find out her name was Amelia, nice name. I got up and looked around me.

"Oh! I'm assuming these are yours?" Amelia said sweetly. She was holding two files of mine, both containing memes. Thank God... I thought I lost them!

"Yes! Thank you! So uhh... what are you gonna do now? Like where even are we?" I asked, taking the files from her hands.

"I dunno but..." she paused and stood up. My jaw dropped as she tore off her clothes, only to reveal a second set of dark ones underneath. Someone only in my line of work would wear...

"We're in the same business I see."