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Day 68: ASDFGHJKL

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OK SO I MOVED HOUSE LIKE A WEEK AGO AND THE WIFI WASN'T WORKING AND NOW IT IS SO HI

Day 68: ASDFGHJKL ~ (6.9.14)

[everyone is breathing heavily]

Harley: we've waited all night 4 them. Where. R. They

Bruce: I. Don't. Know. EVERYTHING

Sam: WELL. UR. THE. SCIENCY. 1

Tony: WUT. ABOUT. ME

Becka: UR. THE. DRUNK. 1

Arya: y r u idiots talking like that

Joker: IDK. BUT. NOW. I. CAN'T. STAHP. HALP

Arya: *slaps Joker*

Joker: much better

Steve: GUYS I RLY THINK THEY'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED

Thor: WUT DO WE DO THEN

Loki: I'll tell u wut we'll do

[later]

Tony: HEEEEEERE CLINTY CLINTY CLINT. HEEEEEERE NATTY NATTY NAT

Loki: *facepalms* this isn't wut I meant by searching 4 them

Thor: WOULD THEY B UNDER THE SOFA?

Loki: no, Thor

Thor: :(

Arya: can I fly around NYC 2 try an search 4 them?

Loki: uh yah sure y not

[arya has left]

Sam: u idiot

Loki: wut

Sam: do u have any idea wut u've done?!

Loki: no?

Sam: she's going. 2 raid. The food shops

Tony: DORITOS *dives out le window*

Thor: POPTARTS *also dives out le widow*

Becka: MONEY *dives in le elevator bc is not crazy*

Bruce: I COULD MAKE A TRACKY THING WITH SCIENCE

Steve: I COULD FIX THE WINDOW

Sam: I COULD TURN IN2 A WOLF AND ASK PPL QUESTIONS

Joker: I COULD ROB A BANK

Harley: I COULD HELP

Loki: AND I CAN B SWAGGY

[even later]

Bruce: OK SOS WUT WES GUNNA DO IS GRAB A NIT OF CLINTASHA DNA YEAH AND MAKE DIS MASSIVE TRACKY THINGI YEAH WHICH WOULD SPIT FIYAH AND EVERYFIN POSSIBLY KILLEN ME IN DA PROCESS

[meanwhile]

Steve: so this tiny piece of glass fits there and oh whoopsie I cut myself haha oh well whoops I nearly cut my wrist off haha life is beautiful

Loki: ehehe *sneaks up behind steve* *freezes window*

Steve: oh would u look @ that, the window froze and now my hand is stuck 2 it whoops haha

Loki: *smashes ice window*

Steve: *watches as all the pieces of ice/glass falls 2 the ground outside* *inhales deeply* *exhales deeply*

Loki: Steve ur hand is blue

Steve: U MOTHER F-

[meanwhile]

[random wolf chasing screaming ppl

Sam: *as the wolf* NO SIR I JUST WANT 2 ASK IF U'VE SEEN AN ABUSIVE RED HEAD WITH A GROWN MAN WITH A BOW POSSIBLY DRESSED AS LEGOLASS. NO SIR COME BCK I'M FROM THE FPI. THE FPIIIIIIIII

[meanwhile]

Arya: *kicks down food store door* OK EVERY1 STEP OUTSIDE 4 ABOUT AN HOUR I'M HUNGRY AND THIS COULD GET DEADL-

Tony: *sprinting towards door screeching 'DORITOS'* *slams in2 Arya knocking them both down*

Arya: ur rly killing my cool Tony

Tony: UR KILLING MY PATIENCE 4 DORITOS

Everyone else in store: *slowly backing out the door*

Arya: WELL UR KILLING ME SO GETOFFMEYOUDWEEB

Tony: *spots shelves full of Doritos* RAWR *launches self @ shelf knocking it over*

*all of the shelves slowly start falling like dominoes*

Tony: *dives in2 pile of Doritos*

Arya: *viciously rips apart massive bag of 2000000 skittles* MINE *attacks skittles*

Thor: *crashes thru ceiling* *starts swimming in a pool of poptarts whilst giggling hysterically*

Becka: *rolls in2 le room with a gun like a spy* WHERE DA MONEY @ *jumps on2 table* *raids cash machine while stuffing money in sack*

*phone starts playing booty song*

*everyone goes silent*

Tony: is that...? Is that a phone... Bc it's not mine

Thor: *pops out of pool of poptarts* NAY?

Arya: not mine

Becka: uh... It's not mine... But I'm gonna go check anyway... Just in case... *whips phone out pocket*

Tony: not ur phone, huh?

Becka: *glares @ tony* *answers phone* whet....... *eyes widen* k cya in a sec *hangs up* GUYS

Arya: ... Yeah?

Becka: IT'S CLINTASHA

Thor: *drops poptart box*

Becka: THEY'RE @ THE STARK TOWER

Tony: 2 THE ME TOWER

[30 seconds later]

[Becka Thor Arya and Tony burst thru the door]

Sam: WHERE HAVE U 2 BEEN U DOUCHEBAGS

Nat: well... *shows everyone left hand with ring on wedding finger*

Everyone except Tony: *le dramatic gasp*

Tony: *looks @ everyone confused* wut. *turns 2 nat* Y is she showing us her ha- *le dramatic gasp*

Nat: well if that didn't answer ur question then idk wut did

Loki: *pointing* THAT MEANS

Nat: that's right I'm married betches

A/N:

IF YOU'VE READ THIS FAR COMMENT 'I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good' BC HP YAY