Asexual Fish the sex therapist (feat BTS)

1st client ~ Communication is key

This was a role play that I did by myself in a group chat I'm in and I thought it would be funny to make a story about so here it is.

You wouldn't understand the asexual fish character since only original hoes would know sksksk p.s. something were changed to be grammar-ish corrected.

The messages on the right side our mine and on the left side are the others that are in the group chat

Also a bunch of A/N because omfg writing this entire scene was so time consuming.

Also mostly everyone user is changed the only ones that are the same is mine ( yoonmin__life ) and mi_ji.min

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Person 1: Hi

Person 2: Hi

katie.ireland7: Can someone kill me?

yoonmin__life ❤️ that message

katie.ireland7: I downloaded tiktok sksj
And so far

Person 1: My name is Asexual fish, what's yours?

yoonmin__life: Sksksk

katie.ireland7: In the kpop hashtag
A ton of 'back off Jungkook is MY OPPA'
Smh

Person 2: Oh hi Asexual fish my name is Jimin

yoonmin__life: Sksksk
Crazy fans

Asexual fish: So Jimin, why did you come to my office?

Jimin: Well *sheepishly* I've been having a hard time in the you know what

Asexual fish: Oh! I understand now you feel uncomfortable

katie.ireland7: This is why I hAte you-

yoonmin__life ❤️ that message

ily
❤️

Jimin: Yeah

Asexual fish: That's no problem Jimin, you're not the only one who feels that way *gently pats Jimin's thigh with their fin in a consoling way you dirty people*

justan0th3r_fangirl: What the fuck-

yoonmin__life ❤️ this message

Jimin: *looks down embarrassed*

yoonmin__life: What

justan0th3r_fangirl: I'm confused BWHWHHW

yoonmin__life: I'm doing a role play by myself
Sksksk
Oh wait let me screenshot this

Asexual fish: Well Jimin it's going to be okay. How about you tell me where everything started to go wrong?

katie.ireland7: I'm cackling and it's 2 am
eYE-