One Summer day in Sommouner's rift I was just walking in bottom lane (well duh I'm the Marksman besides I'm Ashe).
I was curious some one was trying to ambush me to death so I used hawck shot to scout for enemies then I saw Garen and Katarina having SEX!!!.
Then I saw Teemo with a disgusting smile.
Ashe: Teemo I thought you went Mid.
Teeno: oh! Ashe your here, I was just watching Garen and Kata having Sex, it's very nice!!!
Ashe: so I'll go Mid then!!!
Teemo: ok, good luck with Niddale ( DEVIOUS SMILE ).
Ashe:OK♥♥♥♥.
24 SECONDS LATER
Ashe: So were Niddale???
Raaaaaa!!!!!
Ashe: ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
Lee $!n: Ashe I challenge you to a battle!!!!!!
Ashe: but u can't see.
Lee $!n: how dare you call me blind
I killed 2 of your friends and you call me blind!!!
Ashe: um.......you just hit two logs I was the one who killed 2 of your friends. Now I'm gonna kill you.
Lee $!n: Nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BANGGGGG!!!!!
Announcer: YOU HAD SLANE AN ENEMY!!!!
Ashe:that was easy (in a relieved voice). Now I'm going top to Check up on Nasus, Hey Sona Wanna Come!!!???
Sona: um......Ok ;-)
15 SECONDS LATER
Ashe: Hey Sona wanna get blu....
O____o
Sona: Ashe I know this looks bad but he caught me.
Ashe: DAMN U TEEMO!
Teemo: What I Feel horny and I got to let my dick out sometimes.
Ashe: well have fun with Sona :-D.
Sona: Ashe you whore don't leave me with him!!!!
Ashe: what I can't here you!.
then I found Tryndamer having Sex with Miss Fortune the other team's marksman/Other team's whore/Bitch/Coconut Boobs/Gangkplank's
Wife!!!!!. I killed Miss Fortune
Trydamer: WTF Ashe !
Ashe: how dare you had Sex with that bitch!!! and I'm gonna kill you.
Announcer:YOU HAD SLANE AN ENEMY!!!!!
Ashe: that's for cheating on me!
R
OARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Ashe: huh! what was that?
Nasus: oh yeah baby, yeah bring it on I'm cumming yeah faster, yeah that feels good!!!!!
Ashe: Nasus I coming to save U!!!!
5 SECONDS LATER
Ashe:were r u Nassy?! (FEELING WORRIED).
Nasus: hi Ashe I was just having Sex with Niddale on the brush♥♡♥♡♥♡♥.
Ashe: this team sickens me -__-.
I'm gonna destroy turrets and push ok.
12 minutes later
VICTOTY!!!!
THE END.
