"Nope, I'm not doing this."
It was Saturday, the day where most people reunite with their families for bonding time.
And friends.
"Awh Kurokocchi, you're no fun! It's been a while since the last time we meet three glasses is no harm!" Kise wailed while pointing at Aomine, "Look! Aominecchi has even started before anything!"
The said male gulped his glass before turning to the two, "C'mon Tetsu, what's the point of coming here if not for alcohol?"
Tetsuya sighed. "You know I can barely hold my liquor." He partly lied, not when he already made a mental note to pull an all-nighter later to finish his manuscripts once he return home. But seeing his old friends with two of them sprawled on a couch in the private room of the bar make him questioned his life decisions.
"I am amazed though, you managed to get Midorima-kun here. I thought he was busy with his non-stop on-calls."
"Well it's pretty easy actually, Takaocchi brought him here and Aominecchi shoved a glass on him as soon as he showed up. He then started rambling about works and stuffs and dozed off not long before you came. While Murasakibaracchi was nearby when I gave him a call." Tetsuya nodded in acknowledgement.
"Anyhow Tetsu, how have you been lately? I only heard from Satsuki but I hope that woman is not working you up to the bones."
Gulping his glass contained with juice, he shook his head. "I've been doing very well, thank you. And do not worry, Satsuki-san has been a very excellent manager. She helped me with some of my works as well and I failed to see anything as unpleasant about while working with her so far."
Grinning, Aomine patted him on the back. "Glad to hear that. Just tell me if there's anything concerning her in your mind. Bros before hoes, ain't that right?"
Tetsuya smiled in return. "I doubt that, but I will."
"SOOOO. It's just the tree of us left now. Those two won't be awake any soon. How about we play a game?" Kise beamed in excitement.
"I told you I'm not up for any of your games, Kise-kun."
"But Kurokocchiiiiiiii the night is still younggg!!"
"HAHA what are you? An old geezer? C'mon Tetsu, just this one time or this guy won't shut the fuck up. Don't worry about your works, I'll tell Satsuki to extend your submission later."
"You cannot bribe me into this, Aomine-kun." He squinted in disbelief.
"Please, Kurokocchi?" The blonde beamed at him with his Level 100 puppy eyes attack. Oh god he knows Tetsuya couldn't refuse it.
"And if you ended up drunk we'll just carry you back home, you barely weight anything, though." Aomine added.
Tetsuya had his eyes closed, sighing. "You're not helping any better, Aomine-kun. Okay, what's the catch?" Kise then pulled him into a tight hug.
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"The first one to get drunk will commit a dare, how's that sound?" Kise poured the alcohol into Tetsuya's glass.
"I thought it'd be something fancy. But it's a lot normal than I thought."
"Yeah, I can always pull the dares when I'm sober, though."
"I know but the dares however could be one of those fancy stuffs, like pulling up some female cosplay get ups and dance on the pole or maybe seducing someone while disguising as women though I don't particularly find it quite agreeable but hey it might be fun?"