Y/n POV
Kitty: HA! Hahaha! hah! Look at you! You're fucking ugly! Look at that hairline! Hahahaha! I can do this all day! Nobody would want to have sex or be with you at this point! Look at your face! Haha! hahaha! *coughs* F-Fack! I-haha-I can't stop laughing!Kitty rolls around the couch, laughing her ass off.
Zaria: Wait, you're mortal... then that means!
She grabs my arm, before pulling me to the bedroom. She pushes me to the bed, she open her shirt, once again, revealing those inhuman large breast.
Me: Can we not? I'm not feeling it today... especially what it just happened.
Zaria: Maybe, but I can make you feel better.
She pulls down my pants to reveal... my five inch hard cock, I am embarrassed now.
Zaria: Oh... well *grabs my cock* this is a big surprise.
Me:(F-Fuck, being mortal is alright... but, this! This is going too far.)
Zaria: Oh well, I'm going to tell you a secret.
She gently blows on my dick, suddenly, my dick grows longer and bigger. She smiles as I groan, before she looks at now my 10-inch dick. She grabs it, I suddenly moan, she giggles as she hovers her body above my manhood.
Me: Y-You're not a n-normal neko, are you?
Zaria: Nope~ Hehe~ Now relax~
*Later*
I laid there, very exhausted, while Zaria lays next to me with a cigarette.
Me: Never knew this take this much energy...
Zaria: Heh, yep. You ready to be a father?
Me: Sorta... I just need to find a way to get back to normal, or at least turn into a god.
Zaria: Do you still have your father's books?
Me: Yeah, why?
Zaria: Maybe you can find a way to get there by foot, or something like that.
*SLAM!*
We look to see Kitty with a suitcase.
Kitty: I am happily to announce that I am moving, see you later, you fucks!
She walks off, while dragging her suitcase, we look at each other, before continuing out conservation.
Zaria: Anyways, you might still get there with the help of your father's book.
Me: You might be right.
I stood up, walking to my shelf, before taking out my fathers book. I open it, turn the pages, as I read through them; before coming to a stop.
Me: Right here: As my son's are fighting each other, I have made a gateway to the heavens. I must be careful, as my wife must not find out.
Zaria: Then we can go to your father's house, and look good this "gateway."
Me: Yeah, let's go.
We got dressed, before walking outside, which I finally realize something... I have to walk.
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The God of Love x Huge Harem
FanfictionDisclaimer : I don't own rwby, naruto, overwatch and any of these pictures. warning, very repetive and lazy