GIDAN FATALWA 1
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A lokacin da matsanancin duhu ya zagaye ciki da wajen birnin,
wasu halittu kan farka domin gudanar da ayyukansu na yau da
kullum, wannan farkawa tasu ya haddasa wata kakkarfar
guguwa, wannan guguwa ta fara tsiri sama tana wani irin karaji
mai amo, da karfi wannan guguwa ta fara gudu tana buge
abubuwa, haka ta cigaba da shiga lungu lungu na garin tana
bannata kayayyaki.
Tafiya takeyi tana rangwada da taku dai dai sai kace marar jini
da tsoka, juyawa tayi da karfi sakamakon karar wani abu da
taji, wannan abu data gani ya tayar mata hankali, saboda haka
ta fara gudu domin samun mafaka, amma ina, haka wannan
guguwar ta cimmata, a nan guguwar ta daga ta sama, ita kuwa
sai ihu takeyi tana neman taimako, amma ina, haka guguwar ta
mata guntu guntu, wato kai daban, hannaye saban, kafafuwa
daban, anan matar ta fadi matatta.
Daga nan sai guguwar ta cigaba da tafiya har ta cimma wata
mota, saurayi da budurwa ne a ciki, yana shafa gashin kanta a
hankali, ita kuwa yarinyar sai wani nishi takeyi tana murmushi,
suna cikin haka ne sai sukaji kamar motarsu na tashi sama,
anan suka leko ta taga domin ganin abinda ke faruwa, kuwa
suka farayi domin guguwa ce ta daga motar sama, anan
guguwar ta jijjiga motar, daga baya kuma ta makata ga
katangar wani gida, take wadanda ke cikinta sukace ga
garinku, a haka wannan guguwa ta cigaba da keta gidaje tana
gudu, saurayi da budurwa ne a saman titi, sun rungume juna
suna tafiya, budurwar bata ankara ba sai jin tayi saurayinta na
kuwa, anan taga guguwa ta daga shi sama tana juyawa, akwai
wani dogon mashi mai tsini soke a saman wani gida, take
guguwar ta jefa shi saman mashin, a nan ya fadi matacce jini
na fita a bakinsa, ita kuwa budurwar gudu ta fara yi tana
neman taimako, a cikin wannan gudu ne guguwar ta cimmata,
daga nan ta tsaga kanta gida biyu, daga nan itama ta fadi ba
rai.
A haka wannan guguwar ta ci gaba da tafiya har ta cimma
wani matsakaicin gidan sama, tsiri tayi sama da nufin shiga
wata taga.
FARKON LABARIN
Meenat na cikin dakinta tana wasa da laptop, kawai sai taji
iska na damunta, da sauri ta tashi da nufin kulle tagar dakin,
cikin rashin tsammani sai taga an dagata sama an jefata
saman gado, wata guguwa ce ta shigo dakin, anan ta fara
zagayar gadon meenat, ita kuwa meenat take jikinta ya dau
rawa, ba a dauki lokaci ba sai guguwar ta nufi kasan bene, to a
wannan lokaci duk fitilar dake dakin ta mutu, anan meenat ta
fara lalube, dakyar ta lalubo madubin idonta "eyeglass"
Bayan ta sanya, anan ta tashi domin fita daga dakin, tafiya taji
ana tako benen da nufin shigowa dakinta, anan ta rasa abunda
zatayi, cikin tsoro ta koma saman gado tana makarkata, a
haka ta cigaba dajin wannan tafiyar, ana cikin haka ne sai taji
tsit, kamar an daina tafiyar, daga nan sai ta tashi tana laluben
kofar dakin, tana ciki haka ne sai taji an banko kofar da karfi,
wata fitilar hannu aka cinna mata ana kiran sunanta, MEENAT,
MEENAT, MEENAT, ke aunty ce ke magana, wai ina kike?
Meenat najin haka take ta sheko a guje ta rungume aunty
balkisu, lafiya naga idanunki sunyi ja?
lafiya lau aunty, meenat ta amsa,
A haka aunty ta jata suka yi kasan benen domin cin abincin
dare "dinner"
Meenat na cikin wani hali, duk da dai ta boye abunda ke
damunta a lokacin da aunty balkisu ta tambayeta, wannan
abun ban mamaki ba shine na farko ba a wurinta, tasha ganin
ire irensu tun tana karama, abunda ke daure mata kai shine
batasan abunda yasa hakan ke faruwa a gareta ba, gashi kuma
bata taba gayawa kowa ba.
Ummi wai me kikeyi ne haka? duk kin bata mana wuri da
abinci, aunty balkisu ta tsawata mata, anan ummi ta done kai
alamar jin kunya, suna cikin cin abincin, kawai sai sukaji an
bude kofar falon, ashe bafferh ne ya shigo, bafferh dai shine
saurayin meenat, wannan soyayya ta samo asali tun suna yara,
saboda haka iyayensu sun san da hakan, kamar dai kowane
lokaci bafferh kan shigo gidan yayi abunda yakesko kamar
gidansu.
Ummi ce ta tashi da sauri ta rungumeshi, to bayan ya kusanto,
cikin girmamawa ya gaida su, anan meenat ta masa wani kallo
mai bayyana tsintsar so, haka ya mayar mata da martani kafin
ya zauna, wow, amma wannan abinci yayi dadi, inaga bako
shakka gimbiyata ce ta dafa shi!!! ya fada, anan meenat tayi
murmushi tana kallonsa.
uhmm, aunty balkisu tayi kaki tana mai cewa, wace gimbiya
kuma, gimbiyar taka dako shayi bata iya hadawa ba, wannan
magana tasa su dariya gabaki daya, haba aunty... inji meenat,
gaskiya nifa..... anan ta juya musu baya tana ciccika cikin fushi,
bazan ma ci abincin ba........ta fada.
anan aunty balkisu ta fara lallashinta, haba yan mata, wasa fa
nakeyi, gimbiya uwar gimbiyoyi, kyakkyawa son kowa kin
wanda ya rasa, to yi murmushi mana, anan meenat ta dan yi
murmushi saboda jin dadin wadannan kalamai, haka su kuma
sauran mutanen gida sai suka fara mata tabi da jinjina, anan
gida ya kable da sowa.
Tun da safe tayi wani wanka, bayan kammala break fast sai ga
bafferh ya shigo gidan, cikin jin dadi suka nufi mota, bafferh ne
ke tukawa, to anan hira ta barke tsakaninsu, yau kasan munada
"EDS 201" inji meenat, anan bafferh ya kalleta, banason
wannan course din ko kadan, ni in badan keba dayau ko
makarantar bazanjeba, anan meenat tayi dariya tare da gyran
madubin idonta, haba to idan kace haka mu muce kaka? inji
meenat, juyawa yayi da nufun bata amsa, amma cikin sauri ya
juya matukin motar, anan suka fara ihu shida meenat, a
tsakiyar manyan motoci suke, sannan ga wata mota a gabansu
tana shirin afka musu, cikin sauri ya kara giya yana kokarin fita
tsakiyar motocin, wani irin gudu ne yake naban mamaki, yana
fita babbar motar na kawowa, cikin ilimi ya murza matukin
motar yana kaucewa, wannan bajinta da yayi taba meenat
mamaki, anan ta fara yi masa tabi, yaushe ka iya mota haka?
murmushi yayi ba tare daya amsa ba, haka suka cigaba da
tafiya har suka iso makarantar, bayan sun faka motar, kai
tsaye suka shiga aji.
Bayan awa biyu da kare lecture, kawai sai suka fito suka nufi
gida, to a wannan lokacin tare suke da kawar meenat wato
nabilat, itace a bayan motar, sai surutu kawai take rafka musu,
a haka suka cigaba da tafiya har suka zo wurin dazasu ajeta,
daga nan suka nufi gida, tun daga bakin gate sukejin hayaniyar
mutane a gidan, da sauri suka shiga domin ganin ko me ke
faruwa, ashe daddy ne ya dawo, cikin murna meenat ta fada
jikinsa, ahaka ya riketa sai kace karamar yarinya, to bayan sun
natsu, sai ya fara tambayarsu ya makarantar, daga nan suka
fara bashi amsa da cewa lafiya lau.
A cikin wannan dare dai meenat ta kasa bacci, saboda haka
sai ta shigo falo domin ta sarara, anan taci karo da daddy yana
ba aunty balkisu labari, a gefe guda kuma kaka zuwaira ce a
kishingide, gaskiya akwai matsala a wannan gari, inji daddy,
hala meke faruwa? kaka zuwaira ta tambaya, wato jiya mutum
dari biyar suka mutu sakamakon wata guguwa ta anoba data
bayyana, anan ya gwada mata labarin rubuce a jarida, ga kuma
hotunan wadanda suka nan birjik, meenat najin daddy ya fadi
wannan guguwa, take hankalinta ya tashi, domin kai tsaye sai
ta tuno da abinda ya faru da ita a baya na guguwa, a lokacin
data fara zagayar gadonta.
Kaka zuwaira ta nisa kafin daga bisani ta fara magana, ai kaine
sanadin kome, kasa daruruwan mutane cikin halaka, kuma ka
cuci muhibbat, ALLAH zai isar mata.
Haba kaka, ya kina irin wannan magana, ai abunda ya wuce bai
kamata ace kina tunashi ba, tunda yanzu dai komi ya wuce.
Wannan magana tasa meenat cikin rudani, anan ta fara tunani
wacece muhibbat? sannan kuma da gaskene mahaifinta shine
sanadin mutuwar mutuwar mutum dari biyar din da guguwa ta
halaka, to yaya akayi haka? meenat ta cigaba da wannan
tunani har daga karshe bacci yazo mata, saboda haka ta tashi
ta nufi daki.
Cikin wani kwaroro take mai duhu, gudu take iyakar gudu,
tamkar wani abu na binta, tana cikin wannan gudu sai taci karo
da wata mata, juyawa tayi da nufin komawa inda take, daga
nan sai matar ta mata magana, haba meenat, ya kina gudun
mahaifiyarki, ai nice na haife ki da cikina, daga nan sai matar
tace ki shiga dakin mahaifinki,zaki ga wani akwati baki boye,
inaso ki dauko akwatin ki duba abinda ke ciki, daga nan sai ta
nuna mata wata hanya, idan kikabi wannan hanyar ba mai iya
cutar dake.
Firgigit, meenat ta farka, wai ashe mafarki ne takeyi, wannan
mafarki ya bata mamaki, anan ta fara tunanin wacece
mahaifiyarta ta gaskiya, domin ita a tunaninta, aunty balkisu ce
mahaifiyarta.
Bayan safiya ta waye, sai meenat ta wuce kai tsaye cikin dakin
aunty balkisu, haka zaki shigo ko sallama babu, wai yi hakuri
aunty, meenat ta amsa, bayan sun fuskanci juna, daga nan sai
meenat ta fara magana, dama inaso in miki wasu tambayoyi
ne, wai don ALLAH me kika sani game da maganar da kaka
zuwaira ta fada jiya? gama fadin haka keda wuya sai taga
hawaye sun zubo a idanunta, kiyi hakuri aunty, ban fadi
wannan magana ba da nufin bata miki rai.
Ai ba shi nakema kuka ba, sai dai ina tunanin wani abu daya
daya faru shekaru da yawa, wato ki sani meenat, wannan
tambaya taki sirri ce, kuma mahaifinki bazai so in gaya miki
itaba, saboda haka kiyi hakuri, to aunty wai da gaske bake kika
haife niba? injiwa, ni na haifeki da cikina in baki sani baki sani,
to wacece muhibbat? meenat ta kara tambaya, haba meenat,
wadannan tambayoyi sunyi yawa, ya kina haka, to kiyi hakuri
aunty zan fita, daga nan sai meenat ta fita daga dakin, ita
kuwa aunty balkisu ta bita da kallo har ta bace.
To bayan meenat ta fita ne sai taji ana busa sarewa, juyowa
tayi taga ko su waye, anan taga bafferh tare da kawayenta
suna mata tabi, HAPI BIRTHDAY MEENAT, a guje suka sheko
wurinta suna tayata murna, daga nan sai ga daddy ya shigo da
wani katon cake, cikin gaggawa aka bata yuka ta yanka, daga
nan sai suka fara shagali da murna.
Bayan an gama wannan shagali kowa ya watse, sai daddy yayi
kiran meenat domin ta gyara masa daki, anan taji dadi domin
zata bincika ta gani in mafarkinta gaskiya ne, a haka ta shiga
dakin tana bincike maimakon gyara, lungu lungu sako sako,
cikin wannan kazamin binciken ne ta gano wani akwati karami,
cikin sauri takai akwatin dakinta, hakan ya tabbatar mata da
cewa mafarkinta gaskiya ne, a cikin wannan dare ta bude
akwatin, ga mamakinta sai taga littafi, da wani zobe, sai kuma
wasu kayayyaki wadanda batasan kansu ba, a makarin littafin
an rubuta MUHIBBAT, daga nan sai ta bude ciki, hoton wani
gida ne ta gani mai ban tsoro, domin anyi hoton a ciki dare, sai
kuma ga hoton daddy da wata mata, sai kuma gata a
tsakiyarsu a lokacin da tana yarinya, wadannan hotuna sun
bata mamaki, ko wane irin gida ne wannan, it kuma wannan
matar ko wacece, daga nan sai ta kara bude littafin, a nan taci
karo da wani labari, amma abunda ke bata mamaki shine, tana
fara karatun labarin sai taga wutar dakin ta dauke gaba daya,
da sauri da kulle littafin tana lalube, kulle littafin keda wuya, sai
taga wutar ta dawo, anan cigaba da karatu, kuma sai taga
wutar ta kara daukewa, tana kullewa kuma sai ta dawo, sau
biyar tana haka, daga nan sai ta gane cewa littafin bai
karantuwa, sabida haka ta aje shi saida safe.
Tun da sanyin safiya ta buda littafin, amma mamaki ba kome a
ciki, daga nan ta buga ma bafferh, shi kuma ya bata shawara
cewa suje wani wuri mai nisa su karanta littafin, to a cikin dare
suka shiga mota, anan sukayi tafiya mai nisa har suka shigo
daji, daga nan sai suka bude akwatin, a hankali suka dauko
akwatin, sunna budewa sai suka ga rubutun littafin ya dawo,
anan suka fahimci cewa lalle wannan littafin sihiri ne, zasu fara
karatun littafin kenan kawai sai suka ga ya tashi sama kamar
tsuntsu, anan suka fara binsa da nufin rikeshi, amma gudu
yake tamkar mai kafafu, haka wannan littafi ya ci gaba da
jansu har sukayi nisa cikin dajin, cikin wani kogo nai
matsananin duhu littafin ya shiga, anan sukayi cirko cirko
domin suna jin tsoron shiga kogon, juyawa sukayi da karfi
saboda wata kara da suka ji, anan sukaci da karo da itacen
dajin na tafiya, suna kokarin kawo musu hari, sannan a cikin
wannan kogon wani gurnani ke fitowa.
