Tinder // Jerrie au

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Feb, Sun 24, 1:07 pm

jeed: I guess someone just forgot about me?

pez: OMG I'M SORRY 😱

pez: I did forget, sorrrrrrry

jeed: lol it's okay

jeed: it's not that I waited for you to text me or something

pez: oh

jeed: 😂

jeed: how are you?

pez: tired, you?

jeed: bored

jeed: waiting for my bandmates to come

pez: oh that's cool

jeed: so

pez: so...

jeed: did you get any other match?

pez: yes,

pez: and they are ALL weirdos

jeed: uhhg

jeed: me included? 👀

pez: well, i still don't know everything about you

jeed: ask me then, sweet ass

pez: sweet ass? 🤔

jeed: from what I can see in your pictures, yeah, you have a sweet ass 🍑

pez: you see, you're very good looking but your behavior is quite disturbing

jeed: i know, everyone tells me that lol

pez: 🤦🏼‍♀️

jeed: weren't you supposed to ask me stuff?

pez: do you even get girls being like this?

jeed: yup

jeed: many many girls

pez: unbelievable

jeed: ikr

pez: 🙄

jeed: another question, sweet ass

pez: have you ever been in a relationship?

jeed: yes

jeed: what about you?

pez: mh I only dated my ex so...

jeed: you serious?😳

pez: yes, we met when we were both in college and then we kinda stuck like glue

jeed: okay that's sad tbh

pez: it's not sad!!!

jeed: now I see why your friend wants you to have casual sex lmaoo

pez: hey!

jeed: 😅

pez: I don't need casual sex, I just want to find a man who can treat me well

jeed: a man?

pez: yes

jeed: oh

jeed: Let me ask you something

pez: ok

jeed: you think I am a guy, right?

pez: lol yes, that's what you are!

jeed: I see...

pez: I never told you but your blue eyes are amazing🙈

jeed: blue eyes...

pez: just like mine

jeed: but yours are more beautiful, to be honest

pez: ☺️

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Today 1:35 pm

jade: yo

nialler: what you want? I'm almost there

nialler: the fucking uber driver is arguing with his ex on the phone, smh 🤦‍♂️

jade: that's sad lol

jade: remember I told you I downloaded Tinder again?

nialler: yes, and I told that It was a waste of time

jade: well something funny just happened

nialler: what?

jade: I decided to upload a picture of us instead of one with me alone

jade: well, i matched with this girl who has the weirdest profile I've ever seen lol

nialler: okay, continue

jade: so, let's say we've been chatting and she's quite nice, a little bit innocent but nice

jade: the thing is that she believes I'm you.

nialled: wtf

jade: yup

nialler: I mean, did you tell her?

jade: she just said something about me having these blue eyes today so

nialler: lol jade, just tell her you're lacking a dick

jade: I'll tell her

jade: but not now

nialler: oh god...

jade: 🙃

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