Dem Ratchet Ass Hoes

Once upon a fucking time there was a sassy diva queen named Louis Tomlinson.

Louis Tomlinson walked around in hot pink pumps with black leather skinny jeans and a stripped shirt. His hurr was always perfectly perfect and his ass....oh DAMN dat ass. His ass turned straight men gay and gay men horny. Louis never smiled or cried. He kept his bitch face on 24/7. Even during his sleep he was the Sas Master.

Louis and his girlfriend Eleanor decide to take a plan trip to New York. Louis always wanted to go shoe shopping in Manhatten and thats what he planned on doing.

"Eleanor! Hold ma shit I've had to piss for hours now." says Louis as he struts his way to the plane bathroom and Eleanor holds his Prada bag and rolls her eyes.

Louis sits back down and drifts into a peaceful sleep.

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"Hello New York!" yells Louis in his high pitched voice and runs all girly to his limo as he leaves Eleanor struggling to carry all his luggage.

"Let's go! chop chop! There are shoes waiting for me!"

"Sorry sorry" says Eleanor finally getting into the limo panting.

"Step on it." says Louis in the most serious and sassy tone ever.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screams Louis rushing through the front door and stopping in his tracks.

"Its so...soo...." tears were building up in Louis eyes. Louis collapsed onto his knees and started rolling on the floor.

"They're beautiful" Louis whispered wiping his nose. He spotted a group of a girls admiring a pair of black pumps.

"Oh FUCK no!" said Louis coming back to his feet and stomping his way to the group of girls.

"Umm..hi ladies" said Louis as polite as he could.

"Hi?" said the girls

"Ya uhh those shoes....bitch theyre mine" sassed Louis.

"I dont fucking think so" said Kayla (one of the 3 girls)

Louis gave her a sneaky smile.

"Okay" said Louis as he grabbed Kaylas head and smashed it to the ground and sat her.

Another girl from the group, Bryanna, pounced on Louis causing him to lay face down on the floor.

"What now fucking bitch ass slut!" screamed Bryanna. Louis stood up and faced Bryanna.

"What the fuck did you just say to me?" bitched Louis.

"You heard me" Bryanna bitched back and turned to grab the black pumps. Before she could even touch the pumps Louis pink heel was through Bryannas head. Blood started to pour out of her and she collapsed to the floor. Bitch was fucking dead. Louis turned to where Kayla was supposed to be laying...she wasnt there anymore.

"Little bitch little bitch come out come out where ever you are" Louis sang. Kayla was at the other end of the store trying to crawl out the door. Louis took his other pink heel and aimed causiously at Kayla.

"FOR THE PUUUMMMMPPPSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Louis as he threw his shoe at Kayla which pierced right through her back. Bitch was fucking dead.

Louis grabbed the black pumps and put them on his feet. He then strutted to a mirror amd striked a few poses. Louis let out a sigh.

"It's so hard being this fabulous" whined Louis and strutted outside into his limo.

"Step on it." sassed Louis.

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THE FUCKING END.