Reds and Blues in Marvel

Chapter 1

"Caboose! What did you do!?!" A man in a futuristic aqua coloured armour shouted, clearly distressed. Wow, what an understatement.

"Tucker did it." A man in regular blue armour, presumably Caboose said plainly.

"Why are you blaming this on me!?!" The aqua soldier shouted.

"Please Caboose, what exactly did you do?" Another man said who was wearing black armour with bits of yellow in asked calmly, even though they were in a dangerous situation.

"I uh, may have pressed a big red button Agent Washingtub." Caboose replied. 'Washingtub' sighed before he asked, "Church, can you divert power to slow the fall?"

Suddenly a slightly light blue hologram showed up. "I can try and for the love of god can you get those retards to shut the fuck up, I wont be able to concentrate."

"I'll do it." A female voice said. It seemed to have come from a soldier in a cyan(Carolina) coloured armour. She walked over to to a group of armoured people who were panicking and screaming their heads off, well, correction, 3 of them were screaming their heads, one in red(Sarge)was trying to shoot the orange one(Grif), a pink one(Donut)was already unconscious somehow, the brown one(Lopez)kept saying stuff in Spanish that no one could understand, a white armoured one(Dr.Grey)and purple one(Doc/O'Malley)was staring at the whole thing, not saying anything and the maroon one(Simmons, one of the people who were screaming their heads off)was rambling something unintelligible.

"SHUT UP AND CALM DOWN, THE LOT OF YOU!!" Carolina screamed at them, making them stop and look at her.

"How are we  supposed to stay calm!?! Caboose presses a button and suddenly were something like hyper space from Star Wars and then when we exit we are barrelling towards the planet!!" Grif screamed right back.

"GUYS, BRACE FOR IMPACT!!" Church shouted through the comms but it was too late, the ship crashed way earlier than it should of(or did it)and all went black for the Blood Gulch Crew.
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A/n: We shall discuss something very important as to what happens when the are in the marvel universe, well, technically they already are but you know what I mean. Right now they have gained a "power" of sorts that is specific to their personality or something along those lines so it can be really powerful or not but then again the most useless can be the most useful in certain situations). I'll give descriptions for each character, like name, hobbies if they have any, the weapons that they most favour, their new "power". Oh yes, none of them will be able to age any more, so yeah.

Name: Carolina

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Age: 27

Occupations: Ex-Freelancer, member of the Blood Gulch Crew

Likes: Training

Dislikes: Texas(the person), not Training

Weapons: Magnum, Battle Rifle, Plasma Rifle, Gravity Hammer, Grappling Hook, Humbler Stun Device

Skills/Powers: Master Martial Artist, perceives time slower than normal(she will be able to control how slow she perceives time but the slower she perceives, the more taxing it is on her body. This is not a passive ability) 

Name: David Washington

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Age: 30

Occupations/Jobs: Former Freelancer, Former Meta(watch the show and you'll understand), Blue Team, member of the Blood Gulch Crew