Once upon a time in a far away land, a girl and a goose went out for a walk. The girl was small and called Patricia. The goose was bigger than her (56 metres tall) and was called Penelope. Penelope and Patricia were best friends. Patricia was 45 metres tall. Santa Claus was her dad. Santa gave Patricia a goose for her very first Christmas. That goose was Penelope.
You may or may not know that thousands of years ago this happened. Today their great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandchildren are all best friends. Except the henti ghost, nobody likes her. The friends all descended from Patricia and Penelope. As they had adult reproduction time. The best friends don't know that they are related. But they are.
The best friends are called Phoebe, Kirsty, Alex, Lily, Henti Ghost(Rebecca), Ale and Finlay.
They all had a secret and nobody has ever figured them out. This all happened in 1957 and they are all dead now. The secret was that Lily had a crush on everyone. Even Santa. Even the Henti Ghost. Even Bill. Bill was Lily's dad.
Phoebe loves Finlay. Finlay loves Ale. Ale loves Alex. Alex loves Kirsty. Kirsty loves Phoebe. Henti Ghost is alone forever. Lily is going out with Bill. Bill is Alex's dad.
Santa Claus is secretly Bill.
Bill, Finlay's mum, was washing the dishes when Henti Ghost died of rabies.
Phoebe goes out with Finlay. Finlay goes out with Ale. Ale goes out with Alex. Alex goes out with Kirsty. Kirsty goes out with Phoebe. Henti Ghost is alone forever. Lily goes out with Phoebe's dad, Bill.
The End
