once upon of time there was a big bootie and every man wanted it so my name is AJ so i was destined to get it so i went camping to see if i can catch it so it was night and i was sleeping in my tent then i heared a loud boom it sounded like a big bootie fart then i went to i they say the big bootie is attracted to naked men so i went naked then i seen it run towards me and sat on my junk then i screamed then i seen white stuff cum out my junk then i died.
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