Chin Boy and Souffle Girl

The Old friend and The Blue Box

The Doctor laughed as Oswin came to a grinding halt. "This isn't a Souffle restaurant" she said squinting her eyes in suspicion. "You are correct" The Doctor laughed as she circled the TARDIS. "This is a police box!" she grinned. "Again you are correct" he laughed. "What are we planning to do in the police box?" she winked. The Doctor felt his cheeks turn a violent shade of red. "Kidding! Kidding!" Oswin laughed as she pushed the doors open. For once in Oswin's life (The Doctor presumed) she was speechless. "Well, I see you've got a lot of storage space!" she winked, her jaw still dropped.

"You're not an ordinary person are you Doctor?" she asked as she ran around the TARDIS. "No, I'm not!" The Doctor beamed as he straightened his bowtie. "You aren't from this planet are you?" she asked. "No, I am not from this planet" The Doctor smiled. "So your an alien and this thing right here is your ship" she said. The Doctor nodded, far less of a need for him to talk when Oswin was around and he was grateful for that. It was nice having a break from having to constantly explain things to everyone.

"Well, it also travels in time" The Doctor grinned. "Where to first?" he asked. "Oh I don't know, I was thinking, ginormus prehistoric lizards?" Oswin smiled. At that precise moment the Tardis controls began to beep. "Well that doesn't sound good!" The Doctor said pausing for a second before jumping into action. "What's it trying to say?!" Oswin shouted over the load noise. The Doctor's eyes widened as he saw the image on his screen. "It's telling me, it's about time I dropped in on someone! Do you mind meeting a friend of mine Oswin?" The Doctor shouted. "What?!" Oswin yelled at him. "DO-YOU-MIND-MEETING-A-FRIEND-OF-MINE?!" The Doctor yelled back. "Oh! Not at all!" Oswin beamed. 

The TARDIS began to calm down slightly as they landed. "Here we are! I remember the street well! My home for a few days you know!" The Doctor winked as they ran up to a door.

"CRAIG!" The Doctor beamed as it swung open. "Doctor! long time no see!" The small, chubby man smiled at him. Oswin stood behind the Doctor taking in a good look at her surroundings. The Doctor used to live here? "Tell me! How is Stormageddon?" The Doctor smiled as he sat down in the living room with a mug saying WORLDS GREATEST DAD, filled with tea.

"I don't drink Coffee me! Makes me far to hyper and besides! It tastes like something that came out of a Slitheen's butt!" The Doctor smiled. Craig laughed leaving Oswin the only one puzzled. "What's a Slitheen?" Oswin asked. "Evil aliens" Craig smiled, happily staring at Oswin. "Craig you are a married man!" The Doctor hissed. Craig blushed slightly before taking another sip of tea.

"Now, Doctor question is... why are you here?" Craig turned to the Doctor looking serious.

"Can't a man drop in on his friend without having a reason?" The Doctor beamed as he finished his tea. "A normal man could, but you Doctor aren't normal" Craig smiled slightly. Oswin's lips curled into a smirk. No this man was absolutely not normal. 

"Alright, you've got me! I've been having a little trouble with-"

At that point Oswin screamed as a gun was pointed to her head.

"Sontaruns" The Doctor sighed.