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Feb, Thurs 28, 2:56 pm

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Feb, Thurs 28, 2:56 pm





pez: hi

jeed: hello, sweet ass

pez: here we go again🙄

pez: what are you doing?

jeed: trying to cook

pez: trying?

jeed: yup, I pretty much suck

jeed: i burn everything

pez: oohh

pez: I can manage myself very well in that area 🙈

jeed: lucky you

jeed: you could cook for me👀

pez: I could 👀

jeed: maybe if we meet soon...

pez: Maybe 🙈

pez: so I've never asked why are you on Tinder

pez: I mean, you're a handsome guy, you don't need an app to find dates

jeed: well, that's the problem

pez: ?

jeed: I ain't a guy

jeed: I'm a girl

pez: stop joking 😂😂😂

jeed: I'm not 🤷🏻‍♀️

pez: what

jeed: You see, 'jeed' stands for Jade which is actually a girl's name

jeed: and it happens to be my name

jeed: so yeah I'm a girl

pez: oh Jesus

pez: but I thought you were the hot blond in the pic

jeed: that's my bf. I'm the hot brunette next to him tho

pez: oh

jeed: yup

pez: this is so weird, sorry for the confusion

jeed: it's okay, it was funny anyway

pez: if you say so

pez: I just don't get it, I mean my friend chose only guys' profiles to see

jeed: well idk

jeed:, this is me btw

jeed:, this is me btw

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pez: I see

jeed: I ain't a guy but I'm not that bad, right?

pez: sorry I don't like girls. I'm straight. I just don't want you to think something different.

pez: sorry.

jeed: it's okay, Perrie

jeed: it's not like I'm gonna rape you or something lol














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