Feb, Thurs 28, 2:56 pm
pez: hi
jeed: hello, sweet ass
pez: here we go again🙄
pez: what are you doing?
jeed: trying to cook
pez: trying?
jeed: yup, I pretty much suck
jeed: i burn everything
pez: oohh
pez: I can manage myself very well in that area 🙈
jeed: lucky you
jeed: you could cook for me👀
pez: I could 👀
jeed: maybe if we meet soon...
pez: Maybe 🙈
pez: so I've never asked why are you on Tinder
pez: I mean, you're a handsome guy, you don't need an app to find dates
jeed: well, that's the problem
pez: ?
jeed: I ain't a guy
jeed: I'm a girl
pez: stop joking 😂😂😂
jeed: I'm not 🤷🏻♀️
pez: what
jeed: You see, 'jeed' stands for Jade which is actually a girl's name
jeed: and it happens to be my name
jeed: so yeah I'm a girl
pez: oh Jesus
pez: but I thought you were the hot blond in the pic
jeed: that's my bf. I'm the hot brunette next to him tho
pez: oh
jeed: yup
pez: this is so weird, sorry for the confusion
jeed: it's okay, it was funny anyway
pez: if you say so
pez: I just don't get it, I mean my friend chose only guys' profiles to see
jeed: well idk
jeed:, this is me btw
pez: I seejeed: I ain't a guy but I'm not that bad, right?
pez: sorry I don't like girls. I'm straight. I just don't want you to think something different.
pez: sorry.
jeed: it's okay, Perrie
jeed: it's not like I'm gonna rape you or something lol
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Tinder // Jerrie au
FanfictionIn which Perrie is heartbroken after a harsh break-up and decides to start off by creating a Tinder account. Little did she know what surprises she would find there ... Jeed: Jeed stands for Jade, which is a girl's name. and that's exactly what I am...