"Hello."
"Hello, tall strangely dressed person."
"Hello."
"Your supposed to ask my name."
"Hello."
"My name's Maryse, what's yours?"
"Hello."
"Move ass, Bitch."
That's how I met Loki. Silvertogue? Hell no. He was too scared by my awesomeness. Unfortunately, that wasn't last the last demigod I was going to meet. Far from it.
...
The door was open. Nina never left the door open. Shit. Ninja stealth mode it is then. I slowly creeped around the partially open door. Strange noises were coming from the kitchen, and I didn't want anyone to know that I was home. The noises were coming from the kitchen. The noises sounded like a giant rat munching on something. If they did anything to my poptarts...
Luckily for me there was no kitchen door, only an open space where some people would have a door. Not so lucky for the intruders, who had eaten my poptarts. I gasped, "My poptarts!", my fists clenched and my right eye started twitching.
"Told you she would be pissed.", said Tony Stark. WTF. Tony Stark? No time for fangirling. Blondie ate my poptarts.
"Hello", I said, "where did you get those poptarts?"
"Cupboard." said Blondie.
"Die!", I kicked Blondie in the chest and he went flying through the wall. I turned towards the famous billionaire, "OH MY GOD YOUR TONY STARK!"
"Um, hi."
"Hello, how are you?"
"You just kicked my friend through a wall and your asking me how I am?"
"Yes."
"Okay, I'm good. How are you?"
"Good."
"What's you're name?"
"Maryse."
"Cool name. I heard that you had a friend. What's her name?"
"WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH MY NINA?"
"O~o~okay, I guess that answers my question.", the fear in his eyes betrayed the relaxed look on his face. Good. I'm scaring a superhero. LIKE A BOSS. "Want to come back to base with me?"
I went from enraged to calm in a second, "No, Nina would get worried."
"She's already there."
I cocked my head to one side, "Did you kinap my Nina?"
His voice came out shaky, "No."
"Right, Now you will tell me wether or not you kidnapped Nina or I will forcibly remove those bracelets from your wrists and toture you until you tell me."
He slumped, "We kidnapped Nina as an incentive for you to come with us."
"Okay, I'll come."
He staightenned and looked at me suspicouisly, "What? Just like that?"
"Yes, although torturing you would be fun, it would be faster just to come with you."
"Okay~y~y."
Who ever they were they had my Nina. If they wanted something, they were not going to get it until I knew Nina was okay. Once I made sure she was okay, there would be hell to pay.
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No One Touches My Poptarts But Nina
FanfictionMaryse (May-reese) lives a relatively normal life with her flat-mate/best freind/twinsie Nina. S.H.E.I.LD. kidnaps Nina to keep Maryse under control. Fury tries to find out why Loki is so interested in Maryse, and Nina battles her inner demons. Okay...