Guess who's back, back again
The police officer slammed me into his car door, none too gently. I mean, rude, but to be fair I did get blood in his hair. Which stood out against the blonde of his hair.
"Hey, be gentle! The super villain already crushed one of my ribs!" I shouted, more to try to annoy him and get him off guard. Also, because yeah that hurt. A lot.
"That's why you should leave the villains to us, the professionals." He snapped back. I think he's a bit mad about the blood. Or perhaps the dent I made in his car.
"Ha, if I was a normal human, I would've died and that villain would have gone around killing innocents until a superhero everyone recognises professionally came along." Considering the district, that superhero probably would've been Ultima, a werewolf hero who ended up in an experiment that enchanted his abilities. He likes to make his story public, gets him fans and money since he can market it. Also helps that he's hot. "I think I deserve a thank you, not a slamming into a car."
"Do you enjoy pissing people off?"
"Yes. That's why I'm a vigilante. Also to help people but that's just the bonus."
"You're an asshole."
"I try." As I was about to ask why the hell the cop was STILL holding me against the car door, a scream echoed out from an alley way. The cop, who was admittedly quite attractive, let go and immediately started running towards the scream. For a second I considered running and taking his advice to stay out of it, but then I changed my mind. I don't like to listen to people, you see.As I reached the alley, mere seconds after the cop with the nice butt may I add, the metallic stench of blood immediately reached my nose. The cop, whose name and number I would need to retrieve later, had stumbled back. In front of us was a monster. Which, coming from me, a shadow knight who can actually become sort of like a monster, means a lot. His skin was a sickly green colour which clashed with the bright violet eyes. His teeth looked more like needles, thin and sharp and definitely ready to tear flesh open with minimal effort. Probably my flesh, considering my first instinct upon seeing him was to punch him straight in the gut. He flew backwards, about 10 meters. I glanced behind me, the officer was tending to the victim, and hopefully calling for both an ambulance and backup. Glancing was a mistake, as the next thing I knew my cheek erupted in pain. Turns out the monster has claws, similar to his teeth just thicker and less yellow.
I leapt aside before his other claws could sink into my stomach, and pressed a hand to my cheek. Sure enough lots of blood. Fun. I summoned a spear forged of darkness, and sent it flying towards the very angry monster. He moved just quick enough that didn't pierce where I hoped it's heart was, instead catching it in the shoulder. It's blood dripped out of the wound, a neon green colour. I think it glowed as well. Before it could recover I ran and kicked it in the head, sending it into the brick wall behind it. It slumped to the ground, unconscious. I hoped.
I took a deep breath, and quickly checked for injuries. Sure enough there were plenty I hadn't noticed. Sighing, I stumbled over to the cop.
"You all good?" I said, sounding super heroic and cool. Definitely not just exhausted and my voice definitely didn't crack.
"Y-yeah. I'm fine. What about you Shadower?" He looked genuinely concerned, bright blue eyes wide and taking in my very injured body. I think his eyes lingered where my abs were visible through the tears in my shirt. Maybe I was just hoping they did.
"So uh, bad time I know, but um what's your name? And if I'm lucky you're number?" I cracked a grin, hoping my teeth weren't blood stained. He stared at me, looking confused. I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel my heart actually stop at how adorable and hot he looked. Not fair.
"Uh my name is Garroth Ro'meave, and uh here's my number? Why do you need it?"
"Because I wouldn't mind if you slammed and pinned me up in a different scenario." I shot a wink at him, before jumping up onto a roof through a sequence of flips and other cool things. Quickly running to get to my apartment to patch up my wounds. Because wounded was very much who I was at the moment.I slipped into my apartment, fresh from a patrol. It went well, no serious bad guys out today, just some purse snatchers and a couple other criminals.
"Hey babe!" I shouted, stretching and beginning to undress out of my costume. Costumes were essential. They looked cool.
"Laurance!" Garroth shouted from the kitchen already making his way over to me. Most likely with a medkit. Hopefully with a kiss or two for me. I deserved it, I helped save the general public and the world. More than once. "Doesn't look like you'll need any medical attention. I missed you, couldn't you have come back just a little earlier?" He whined, sitting on my lap and giving me puppy eyes.
"Sorry hon I got back as soon as I could." I quickly kissed him, holding the box with the engagement ring behind my back.Hey I'm back! I wrote this really quickly all at once, I may include a design of Laurance as Shadower next chapter, who knows! Anyways thanks for reading, and get ready because angst will return at some point! Love ya~
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Garrance Oneshots
FanfictionJust a bunch of random oneshots surrounding Laurance and Garroth from Minecraft diaries