Book Of Pure Randomness

If you are embarressed remember what I did...(StoryTime)

First if you think that this is a deep reminder, you were wrong, we will get to those later.
ANYYYYWAYYS, this happened (both of the stories) like a week ago.
Story 1: 
So it was a normal day, and on a dare, I had to ask my social studies teacher if he knew what a ship was, as in a RelationSHIP (BTW even though I don't write lemons and stuff I am perverted as hell). So my social studies teacher comes over to the table because I called him. Now, there are 5 types of people in my school. The weirdos, the jocks, the popular kids, the nerds, and the actual normal people. I just so happen to be with the weirdos and for that I have a crazy reputation so despite this teacher being chill af he probably nervous cuz this crazy girl just called him over. So he comes over and I ask "Hey Mr. (his name), do you know what a ship is?" And he goes "Like a boat-" but I cut him off and yell "Like a RelationSHIP!" Table goes quiet for a few seconds until he goes "Alyse, you need to find Jesus, and you need to find him fast." I swear I almost choked and all my friends just laughing lmao. 

Story 2:
So I'm sitting at a table with a mix of popular kids, normal kids, and weirdos, great trio lol. So me and my best friend were just talking she flirts with me a bit cuz she knows I get flustered easily and that I'm gay (screw her-). And we were just laughing and stuff when all of a sudden like 3 kids start singing the ''Singing Prisoners'' meme, A.K.A ''I Want It That Way'' (why ;-;).And me and my friend are just confused when almost the entire table starts singing, and almost the ENTIRE FUCKING LUNCHROOM goes silent. I immediately start blushing and my friend is dying of laughter and I was gonna start singing just to be funny when more of the lunchroom looks at us...now I have social anxiety so I am damn here about to panic. And it doesn't end here my kind fellows, no. The math teacher, the most pissed of teacher 24/7 basically tells off the entire table, I'm damn here just questioning how this all happened but we all got a good laugh out of it.

So kids, don't do stupid stuff like me.