Miraculous Rant

Episode 1

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I will be completely honest about this reviewWhat about the police? They should arrest ladybug and cat noir for being vigilantesHe is a felonIt appears that he drugged the whole cityAnd enslaved children to dance at Adriens partyWhich also, let's be honest is not a partyWhere did the bubbler get the DJ equipment, he obviously doesn't have a job because he appears to be 13 and doesn't legally have a jobIf he as cat noir can sneak away so easily why doesn't he just sneak away and have the partyWhy is his dad seen as the bad guy, he doesn't want his son on alcohol and drugs, things often found at parties. It appears that he wants his son to be successful in lifeIt should be bubbler the socialist, anyone who doesn't enjoy my party will be persecuted-the bubblerThis reminds me of a mix of PJ masks a weird Pokemon thing ("ladybug use lucky charm"), a weird mickey mouse thing (the summon a mystery item in both aka lucky charm), and a stereotypical teen drama all mixed together He is a human trafficker like the bubbler which let me remind you is Adrien's friend, no wonder his father doesn't want him to hang out with him.  It looks like they have a disease with the green bubbles coming off their skinKicking that bubble wild pop itThis story would be a lot more interesting if it was presented in mystery science theater fashionHow he is taken Adrien o long to figure out it's Marinette, she has an indistinguishable voice and Blue hairJust carry around a gunIt could pop the bubbles and kill the villainsThey should make the show about a Hitman insteadDon't be like but Jack they are innocent, stun guns exist for a reasonAnd, getting shot in the leg isn't fatal with a normal gunWhy don't they reveal their identity to each other if they work together so oftenWhat is their back story and how did they both happen to get these powersThe bubbles would realistically have just popped killing all of the adults from the fallThey could have made the birthday present funny, it could have been a card saying that she likes himWhy would his crazy rich Dad give him a scarf and not a car or something?Why would Adrien go to public school if he is so rich?They should make it more like Gotham episode 1 where Bruce Waynes' parents are shot as detective James Gordon is hiredMic dropRant over