You need not read this introduction. Skip it if you're short on time, I don't really care. It's just my thoughts and motivations and opinions and shit. It may actually turn you off from the story, I'm so boring. It might be to my advantage to put this shit at the END of the story, that way, you read the story and then think "god, what a twit" instead of "god, what a twit" and then NOT reading the story.
In anycase, you shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain anyways, you heathans.
I'm the author, my name's Scanty but I go by Scanty, the red demon sister from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. Haruko from FLCL is on the cover because I couldn't think of anything else and maybe next time I'll use a meme generator to make my cover. I don't know where everyone gets their damn fancy covers from, but some of them are so beautiful I want to slide them off the book and just fuck the damn thing. Jesus Christ, people, why so professional?
*Clears throat* Anyhow, this is my story. It's about a prepubescant genderqueer kid who lives in a house with a bunch of chicks and then the manager's boyfriend kills someone I guess. I don't know, just read it and figure it out, you lazy ho. I'm not here to do your work for you. Unfortunately, Sparknotes has yet to add Crumbling to its indexes yet, so you do actually have to read it to know what happens. Sorry.
Oh, and I'm totally open to better titles, if you have any that aren't quite so lame. I just was listening to that Ed Sheeran song, the A Team about the crack addict hooker, and there was that one line "Her face crumbling like pastries" and I thought "'Crumbling', now that's a word. Title, bam slam in a can."
Now that I've insulted you, myself, and my book.... yeah have fun.
YOU ARE READING
Crumbling
RandomAn antisocial introverted young teen is constantly pulled into the dramas and crises of his house mates' lives. Despite his attempts to distance himself from the other tenants as best he can, he continues to become further embroiled in their confusi...
