"Hey guys. It's Tyler and welcome back to my channel! Today I'm going to show you how to do a smokey eye while telling you a story about the time I was fucked by a toothbrush while doing asmr while playing fortnite."
Hour later
"SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON FOR MORE. BYE"
I turned off the camera and called Jenna the lovely Mexican.
"I wrote a song about you." I said the second she picked up.
"Uhh who is this?" A Male voice asked.
"WHERE TF IS JENNA?" I said.
"I think u have the wrong # bro. Can I hear that song tho"
"Wait a minute... who are you?"
....
"I'm jishwa."
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The One I Love | Jyler
HumorThis is a meme sksksks me and my fren are dumbass crackheads that are bored.