I shall update as more nonsense is spewed.
"I'm the closest thing to omnipotence since A.D."- Eli Williams
"Stuff makes sense when you start thinking about it"- Amanda Newman
"What is doing the is"- Sandy Faires
"I'm not mean, I'm just making fun of you"- Maddy Jarrett
"I'm too young to be old"- Maddy Jarrett
"There's a U in the letter soup!"- Daniel Jarrett
"He's a nEw bErN BabY biRd"- Daniel Jarrett
"Isn't I sick?"- Daniel Jarrett
"I'm not smart but I'm not stupid"- Tyler Jarrett
"A legomotersicill"- Daniel Jarrett
"I always forget about the honker"- Daniel Jarrett
"This is straight from depression, he'll love it"- Maddy Jarrett
"Time is a human construct of which I do not abide"- Eli Williams
"I wish there was a sharpener for erasers"- Daniel Jarrett
"When Chungus comes out you have to chase him or he will have to chase you"- Jonah Storey
"There needs to be more screaming children in the world, that way they'll be traumatized and act right"- Eli Williams
"If it makes you say yikes should yeet it out of your vocabulary"- Jonah Storey
"That's not a football play, that's a woman"- Jonah Storey
"My cat just knocked over my Tardis"- Jonah Storey
"I'm not getting any thicker, I'm becoming more dense"-Maddy Jarrett
"The French are freaky people"- Eli Williams
"I know a sun chip when I see one"-Daniel Jarrett
"I wonder what Adam and Eve's last name was..?"- Daniel Jarrett
"The male species understands only one F... fortnite, not the females"- Jonah Storey
"Google knows how important avocados are to American society"- Jonah Storey
"My fingers need to gain weight"- Hannah Morris
"How awesome would it be just to be a cow for a day or two"- Jason Jarrett
"Terd shrapnel"- Tyler Jarrett
"We ain't gone have no Great Value, we're gonna have straight up Welches in my church"- Elijah Williams
"I'm like under the world that's on top of the planet. That's like the moon, man"- Elijah Williams
"Allstate internet"- Daniel Jarrett
"Retistic Jacktard"- Morgan Williams
"I hope Momo tries to kill me"- Elijah Williams
"Curse words don't even come to mind anymore. It's just cows"- Elijah Williams
"He looks like a turtle and a golf ball had a baby"- Eli Williams
"I would stare at me too if I wasn't me"- Elijah Williams
"They might just need to pet the kitties, not be the kitties"- Jonah Storey
"I'd light a body on fire to keep warm. And eat one if i was hungry enough. But only dead ones"- Amanda Newman
"There are just certain things that I'm not gonna do. And having a crush on a fourth grader is one of them"- Emily Butler
"You see that filing cabinet over there, yeah, I'm taking her home tonight"- Elijah Williams
"You know that sounds that I make when I die?" "No" "Well I'm about to make it"- Elijah Williams
"What year it is"- Maddy Jarrett
"My religion is the 🅱️.
Allahu 🅱️akbar"- Maddy Jarrett
"I wish I could get somebody to help me do an appendectomy"- Elijah Williams
"We don't have inside jokes, we just question humanity every other day"- Elijah Williams
"Excuse me while I amputate my elbows"- Elijah Williams
"I kinda want to grow my hair out...like.. jEsUs"- Elijah Williams
"It's liberal and will make the frogs gay"- Jonah Storey
"I'm the most versatile human on the planet, I'm like a transformer"- Eli Williams
"I'm like a pillow fort real estate agent"- Maddy Jarrett
"God said 'how close can I get to Jesus until I make another one'"- Eli Williams on when God created him
"She a thot. That's the juice, brother"- Elijah Williams
"Sometimes I forget about how hot I am"- Maddy Jarrett
"I have no shortage of vocabulary"-Eli Williams
"Start a cult. Everything's gotta start somewhere"- Eli Williams
"I don't like soups"- Daniel Jarrett
"My face tastes weird"- Maddy Jarrett
"I wanna sit by aunt Daniel"- Jarrett Johnson
"I want the normal ham, not the chicken ham"- Daniel Jarrett
"Hyperthermiate"- Ivy Romines
"Handshakes are like milkshakes but with hands"- Wesley McGehee
"All children look like fake Owen's"- Jodie Monosky
"Agathots"- Lillie Pearce
"Uh can I get a Baja blast with a Baja blast to drink...?" - Chandler Hinson
