March, Tues 5, 7:50 pm
jeed: hello?
jeed: why do I feel like you're ignoring me?
jeed: yo, straight girl, are you there?
pez: Hi
jeed: thank god
jeed: hey
jeed: you're okay?
pez: yes. you?
jeed: fine, just a bit sad, you didn't answer any of my texts
pez: oh
jeed: i swear to god I don't bite
jeed: im a nice person, sometimes annoying but hey nobody's perfect 🤷🏻♀️
pez: Oh Jeed
jeed; just call me Jade
pez: Well, Jade, sorry I kinda freaked out
jeed: why tho?
pez: 'cause I'm not gay and I don't want you to delude yourself or sth
jeed: it's fine.
jeed: we can be friends👀
pez: you're okay with that?
jeed: sure, straight girl 🙂
pez: ok just don't call me like. you make me feel weird being straight
pez: i honestly prefer 'sweet ass' now
jeed: 😲
jeed: so, sweet ass, what are u up to?
pez: mh on a taxi, heading to home
pez: you?
jeed: rehearsing with the lads
jeed: send a pictureeee
pez: what? no
jeed: I'll send one
pez: ok
pez: i look ugly, i have no make-up on
jeed: ugly my ass
jeed: You look stunning.
jeed: just wow.
pez: oh thanks
pez: Liam used to say I looked ugly without make-up so I just used to believe that😅
jeed: again, Liam is an asshole.
jeed: You're absolutely beautiful. Periodt.
pez: you're so kind, Jade☺️
pez: ok, now send me a photo
jeed: sorry it's very blurry but the asshole won't stop movie plus I need a new phone
pez: haha it's fine
pez: so that's your best friend?
jeed: yup
pez: he's nice
jeed: sorry but he's gay af.
pez: no way
jeed: not lying. He's dying for Shawn. My other bandmate.
pez: interesting👀
jeed: very
pez: is there anyone straight in your band?
pez: sorry, i don't want to sound rude.
jeed: actually there's one
jeed: and that's Jed.
jeed: then Lauren is bi
jeed: same with Shawn
jeed: and well Niall and I are 100% gays
pez: oh well, there's a huge diversity in your band 💪🏻
jeed: yes😂
pez: that's great!
jeed: so
pez: yes?
jeed: never thought of trying something else apart from dicks?
pez: well no
jeed: how come?
jeed: you literally dated one guy. you may be bi and you haven't discovered yet👀
pez: I'm pretty I'm straight, Jade
jeed: well that was what many girls said to me before meeting me.
jeed: after they did......... they changed their minds😋
pez: oh god
jeed: just saying
pez: thanks for the offer tho
jeed: well, at least I tried
pez: yeah😂
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Tinder // Jerrie au
FanfictionIn which Perrie is heartbroken after a harsh break-up and decides to start off by creating a Tinder account. Little did she know what surprises she would find there ... Jeed: Jeed stands for Jade, which is a girl's name. and that's exactly what I am...