Wow my family has truly made it in the world. I'm on the feud... family feud. Steve introduced my family and as he did we made eye contact. His eyes pierced mine as my heart began to race. His mustache was a beautiful shade of musty black and his smile that could kill gods. He told a funny joke about how my family was so white and basic. I had to hold back my funny laugh but my white blood couldn't contain it for any longer. As I laughed Steve looked like he was having a genuine heart attack. As the show progresses my feeling for Steve had grown more fierce. As the show came to a close my family was deemed one of the worst families on the show. My parent began to scream racial slurs towards the other family and I just slid away into the back hallway of the studio. As my clubbed feet trudged through the hall I noticed a door with a waterfall of blue power aid. I looked around and slowly twisted the knob of the big funny door. As the door opened I screamed at what I saw.
