Vee Yuu was thinking about Daniel Wayward again. Daniel was a bold lover with short arms and chubby thighs. Vee walked over to the window and reflected on her crowed surroundings. She had always hated gloomy Ohio with its homeless, horrible house. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel sad.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a bold figure of Daniel Wayward. Vee gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a loud, tall, tea drinker with small arms and big thighs. Her friends saw her as a quirky, quaint queen. Once, she had even rescued a frightened baby sheep from a burning building.
But not even a loud person who had once rescued a frightened baby sheep from a burning building, was prepared for what Daniel had in store today. The snow flurried like loving otter, making Vee happy. Vee grabbed a sharp knife that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers. As Vee stepped outside and Daniel came closer, she could see the warty glint in his eye. Daniel gazed with the affection of 2515 slim sad snake. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want closure."
Vee looked back, even more happy and still fingering the sharp knife. "Daniel, I love you," she replied. They looked at each other with lost feelings, like two big, blushing bird cooking at a very adorable snow storm, which had pop music playing in the background and two modest uncles eating to the beat. Vee regarded Daniel's short arms and chubby thighs. "I feel the same way!" revealed Vee with a delighted grin.
Daniel looked hopless, his emotions blushing like a sore, sweaty slide.
Then Daniel came inside for a nice cup of tea.
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Weird Short Stories
HumorOk so, I found this weird thing that writes short stories and I though I would put them in this book. So yeah, enjoy.
