V.G.A Season Two: Rize of Razer

CHAPTER 1: New Years

        "Hey." "Hey!" "HEY!" I woke up to see Cody shaking me powerfully. I screamed 'WHAT!!??' at him, as he realized I was awake. He asked what happened, which confused me a bit at the start, but then I remembered.

        It goes back to when I was talking to some guys who went to the school when we decided to have a party for New Years. We were drinking right then, so we came up with crazy and stupid ideas. The first thing we said we needed was lots, and lots, of alcohol. Next was a guy in a bear mascot so that we could dress it up in a bunch of weird things. Next was a beer keg for people to chug from. The rest is a big blur to me. Next we went around inviting random people. Most showed up, others were probably offended. The night got crazy. We ended up having to get twenty more kegs. The next thing I remember is chugging my 3rd keg, then everything went blurry. "Wow. That's a lot to take in." I hear Cody saying. He continues to ramble on until I finally said "What?". He looked at me like I was an idiot, which is normally a good thing. "OOH! RIGHT! You don't know that I can guess what people think by their expressions." He said after a second. He then explained what I thought. Or at least what he thought I thought.

        "You were with a guy, talking about games, then thought it would be awesome to give a bear named greg a N64, then you got slapped and the slap was sooooo powerful it knocked you out." "You're sooooo wrong." I corrected him. "Aaaand, what's that in your hand?" "OH!" Cody screamed "It's why I came here. I was going to show the old-school logitech g510s keyboard and g602 mouse I got. Cool stuff, right!? Wanna go a few FPS rounds?" Cody asked me. "HOLY CRAP, don't yell, I have a frickin' hangover, dick." I responded "...But yeah, let's go screw up stuff, just as long as it's quite and I get something for the hangover, holy crap." I said in deep pain ."WELL.. UH... UH... YOU KNOW WHAT!? I'M GONNA PLAY WITHOUT YOU! SCREW YOU!!!" Cody yelled at me "AAAAAAAAARRRGGHH! God... I hate you, you know that?" I said to him. "Screw you. I'm playing." I got out of bed, went to my desk, when Cody started playing CATS. It's the worlds most. Annoying. Song. EVER. Well, I actually quite like it, he doesn't. I don't know why he put it on... probably because he thought I hated it. Of course, I figured out soon. Instead of just playing it once, he played 20 times in a row. That damn kid. By the end of it, I'd already ordered a real sword off of ThinkGeek.Com©. It was kind of a bummer for me, mainly because I wanted to use the Sting from the Hobbit©. Seconds later, we heard our names being called on the P.A to help clean the school after that crazy party. It was actually quite fun. Cody and I got to have some fun while cleaning, and it actually helped my hangover. However, there was an odd feeling inside of me during it... It was confusing me, but, being an idiot, I ignored it. It wasn't until after lunch that we were able to go to class, during which we we had to get our stuff for the classes. That's when we were hit with something hard.

As soon as we were settled and ready to be lectured, Vice Principal Calhoun announced a message that was a verbal slap to the face. "Your precious Principal, Mr. Smith," He said in an annoying voice "Is on holidays right now in Hawaii, so that means that I, being the Vice Principal, am now the temporary Principal. Suck it."