My dad and the sweet jar

Dad what are you doing?

Going to Tesco,

But mum wants designer dresses though,

But I saw my Dad creep out of the house having a roe,

I guess it's back to Tesco.

Running through the aisles to get some more.

Filling baskets with sweets from all over the world, 

I guess he's becoming multi- cultural.

Oh Dad,

Last week you just bought running shoes.