Raphael: I’m drrrooonkkkk
Dylan: Ummmm... Why?
Raphael: Cuz CNY is one of those occasions that I drink too much wine
Jonathan: Aren’t you underage?
Raphael: My parents allow me to so it’s legal WEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Btw happy CNY everyone)
((holy shiet we're so late haha))
Earlene: Get sober soon we need to stop Kenneth! Mr Kopi can’t hold him off for long!
Raphael: Didn’t I say I’m not gonna help
Raphael crashes into a wall and keeps walking drunk until he falls of a window.
Earlene: Well... he’s dead now...
Dylan: Yeaaaaaa.....
Jonathan: Adios sukas!
Jonathan disappears and from nowhere.
Justin: Suk on dis!
Dylan: Wut
Justin: Ur mom geyyyyy
Justin disappears.
Earlene: Should we ask James for help?
Dylan: That hypocritical gambler? Who thinks he is rich by rubbing it to people’s faces and thinks he can shoot a gun but ends up hitting himself with the gun?
(Raph wat.)
Earlene: Ya!
Dylan: Ok lets go!
When they arrive at James’s house~
Dylan: He said he lived in a mansion...
Annabelle appears.
(Raph we're not popular enough to have her star in this-)
Annabelle: He gambled too much and lost to his relatives. Eventually he bet his mansion and lost it. That loser
Earlene: Glad you decided to join!
Annabelle: Of course! So how are we gonna kill him?
Dylan: We are asking him for help...
Annabelle: Ooooohhhhh... Man, you must be in so much shiet to ask help from him.. Well see ya losers next time cuz I ain’t gonna talk to James!
Annabelle disappears.
The classic gang appears:
AKA Ella, Cleantha, Lindsay, Davis, Keira and Brian
Raphael: Brian! C’mon u said u wanted to watch them suffer
Brian: Oh ya
Cleantha: Why am I here
Ella: Ya same
Earlene: We need your help to convince James to...
Ella: (Interupts) Hell no I’m outta here!
Cleantha: Same!
Brian: Time to flee!!
Dylan: Where would you guys even go...
Brian: Use Raph's imagination!!
Nevermind it’s only Davis, Lindsay and Keira.
Lindsay: Hell naw I ain’t talking to that perv
Davis: ... (In Davis language, that means 'I agree')
Keira: Eyyy I see we all agree! Let’s go guys I still gotta buy everyone gifts! RIP my wallet😭. Anyway... RAPHAEL WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BDAY PRESENT?!?!?!?!
In the distance..
Raphael: NOTHING! LEAVE ME ALONE
Earlene: He is still alive? Waw!
Dylan: Earlene plz focus!
Earlene: Focus? Who is she?
Josh: (from a distance) THAT'S MY LINE
Holy shietu this chapter was very late, it was supposed to be posted a month ago.. lol it was my fault. Happy birthday Raph
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Keeping Up With the Kardashians
HumorA TV show for adults, written by a kid for a couple kids, and posted in Wattpad for teenagers over seventeen. What could go wrong? I have the answer. Everything.
